Tyler Zastrow

USF ‘20 | 𝔙𝔣𝔅 Mitglied | Mostly Minnesota sports content Tiktok: @dzastr22 (I’m sometimes funny)

[Tyler Zastrow @DZastr2]

Zaza Pachulia #NBAVOTE

[Tyler Zastrow @DZastr2]

@CoachWadeHub Nothing will ever top his trip to exile. “Through our greatest adversities come our greatest successes.”

[Coach Wade Updates 🐉🗡️ @CoachWadeHub]

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#Survivor #Survivor50 🐉

[Big Brother Tea @TheBigBroTea]

New Coach edit just dropped #survivor50

[Tyler Zastrow @DZastr2]

@kevanjames @sumireymirey @JD20shoots3s He kinda looks like Adam Sandler

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@the_real_coach My biggest dream in life is to have a nickname bestowed upon me by the Tidewalker/Dragonslayer.

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

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@UpdatingOnRome I love seeing myself on twitter

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@JonKrawczynski @CraigFulgency Julius absolutely is not good enough for preferential treatment lol

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@nickypoo_MO You’re welcome.

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This guys pretty smart

[nick🌾🌳 @nickypoo_MO]

Stuff like this prevents me from deleting TikTok

[Wolfey @WolfeyGlick]

2025 WAS FOR SUCKERS 2026 IS FOR WOLVES

[Tyler Zastrow @DZastr2]

The day Pascal Stenzel leaves will be the saddest day of my life, narrowly beating out the day that Gil Dias left. End of an era ❤️

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🆕 It is almost decided that Pascal #Stenzel will leave VfB Stuttgart on a free transfer by the summer at the latest.

His expiring contract is not expected to be extended. The 29 y/o right-back would then be available as a free agent.

@SkySportDE 🇩🇪

[Pollyanna @Dumbwad_goat]

Just saw a "mr.frog" creep amv and I need yall to see this

[Die In Time @DieInTimeGame]

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[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

"This ain't the same old South Florida, my brother."

USF coach Alex Golesh pays homage to Amir Abdur-Rahim after upsetting No. 13 Florida in the Swamp ❤️

[VfB Stuttgart 1893 @VfB]

😎

#VfB

[Talkin' Twins @TalkinTwins]

Twins fans in the concourse chanting "SELL THE TEAM!" so loud it drowned out the TV postgame. If that’s not a review of ownership, what is?
#MNTwins

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota.

Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them.

For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites.

In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease.

By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment.

Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up.

Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built.

By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender.

The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t.

Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door.

Fuck you, Pohlad family.

[Tyler Zastrow @DZastr2]

What

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🧨 EXCLUSIVE | FC Bayern and Nick #Woltemade have reached a full verbal agreement on a summer transfer!

The 23 y/o versatile striker wants to join Bayern with immediate effect. Long-term contract until 2030 with salary terms already agreed in the last days. Bayern’s supervisory board have already approved the deal.

There have been no negotiations between the clubs yet. The contract with VfB is valid until 2028, with no release clause. VfB want to keep him.

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