D.Abbott's Abacus

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@BladeoftheS Not at all a fan of Elton John.
So this really puts me in a tricky position.
Akin to the odd moment Jacob Reet Smug says something sensible.
Still - probably law of averages

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@trussliz Your only success was to make Johnson semi decent as a PM.
Nick lesson lost less than you did & went to jail.

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@grantshapps @RishiSunak Suggest you try not to meet people who have rifles.
Country on a knife edge with this shower of shit government failing its citizens at every aspect you would expect a government to deliver.
Tories have ripped up the social contract

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg How about the late Ella Adoo kissi Debrah?
Remember her Jacob?
Also it's a Tory introduced policy, enforced by Tories for a labour mayor to enact.
Jog on you haunted pencil.

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@Seren02848073 @SueSuezep Love the title🤣🤣🤣 & so true about Lee Anderson

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@hewitson10 She's playing the victim card of response to the video evidence of her hurting the horse.
I believe it's called... Karma Sarah.

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@Haggis_UK It was in a 'specific and limited way' so he should be ok...🤔

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@buitengebieden @BrightsZoo I'm waiting for giraffe mcgiraffeface but I'd go with stripe

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@BBCWorld From the pic I thought this was an article about Rocky Dennis from that Cher film Mask.

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@domdyer70 A fucking giraffe. They are celebrating killing a giraffe ffs.
What a pair of absolute fuckwits.
Hope they getting mauled by a lion.

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@Number10cat Leave the mice Larry & catch the rats in no.10 or at least claw them.
Hell you need to claw Rishi's trousers down so they look normal anyway

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@RishiSunak Stop talking boll#ks Sunak.
Fact checked in seconds, you're lying & being disingenuous. Stop treating UK public as fools who should, without question believe your tripe.
No energy security, carbon reduction & price controls would occur from this.
Internationally we look stupid.

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@BettinaStruff @BestForBritain & we hoped the lies would end with Johnson going...
What an absolute embarrassment the UK presents to the rest of the world.
& Domestically too. People can fact check this BS in seconds but sunak & Schapps still expect us to believe their cons

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@guardiannews I have to deliver an output for my wages. Dorries has took a salary for nothing. & Her paid help (daughters).
She should have to repay this for breach of contract/ service

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@MarinaPurkiss Part of their masterplan to keep the working class in their place. We can all work harder, take 2nd or 3rd jobs but will not progress upwards as costs are higher.
But here's a bone to gnaw on... You can get a cheaper pint as that's what the working class do outside of work.

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@here_comes_B I recall Cameron dismissively stating 'you can what you have now (after 5+ yrs of austerity) or you can vote for something different'
Many poor buggers on their knees & thought can it be any worse?
I blame Camerons arrogance, Osborne's cockiness & Johnson's lies above the voters

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Scenario:
A doctor on a pocket line observes someone going ill (cardiac arrest). I bet they intervene.

However a MP notices doctors going on strike. But does nothing to prevent it.

Read the room Jacob. No one trusts your views

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@George_Osborne Your austerity policies literally killed people in the UK.
Be quiet

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@BorisJohnson @VPrystaiko Never know if telling the truth or not when you speak, write or signal.
Proven liar so just pipe down

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@SuellaBraverman @Conservatives I'd have rang in & said hello but my lines were busy trying to get a GP appointment & locate a NHS dentist