Dylan Allen

bagels are neat

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

@chrissspbacon1 Blashill has him paired with Greene and Kanserov. That line in general looks bad tonight. Bedard needs someone who can feed him the puck or players who can win the battles down low he’s not getting either tonight.

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

Might fuck around and go to Walmart in my PJ’s

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

I just had to go onto my sisters twitter to find my username, get a security code sent to my email. Another security code to get into that email to log onto twitter. Safe to say it’s been awhile

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

What’s good

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

@mikesbloggity @sobeys Posting it on Twitter for thousands of people to see should do the trick

[Xposed @Xposed]

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[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

What if.. we got stuck together when the second lock down happens......haha just kidding.......unless...?😳

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

Forget the apple picking photos we need a post apple picking photo a month later of the 47 apples still in your fridge

[ryan @rceresi]

This is in Greensboro forge rip the goat

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

I have lived in my apartment for 7 months and put my garbage out EVERY SINGLE TUESDAY and i have never skipped a beat. Turns out garbage day is every Thursday not Tuesday.. It's a common misconception really

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

I went for a walk at rock wood part this morning and did this to every single person I walked by. It was a great morning.

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

Imagine having a normal sleep cycle during quarantine

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

@sadscorpio1996

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

My landlord had to come check something in my bathroom on short notice. This was during my peak quarantine rock bottom vibes. Long story short he got me to clean my bathroom so he could come back in an hour.

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

Making my own drinking game was a great idea until I drank a whole quart and blacked out playing it on house party

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

@sadscorpio1996 House 2 though 😳🔥

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

Just wanted to acknowledge that Jordan Peele is one of if not the best writer/producer’s of our generation. Get Out and Us are both amazing movies and will be considered classics some day. That’s it k bye

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

Actually you know what, here’s a photo of the morning after that I just dug up lmao

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

Sometimes I’ll think of the time when I was 16 and my eyebrows got shaved off at a house party when I was passed out drunk and my girlfriend at the time had to draw them on for me for 2 months.

[Dylan Allen @D_Allen69]

@LILUZIVERT Don’t forget about zoom 😭