Danny Ashcroft

Nil Statis Nisi Optimum - Nothing but the best is good enough

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Yet Everton give our current fullback at new deal….. 🫣🫣🫣🫣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 EXCL: Como agree deal in principle to sign Yan Couto from Borussia Dortmund. Loan until June 2027 with salary covered.

Como are also closing in on Kaiki from Cruzeiro as new left back for €14m, almost done.

Double Brazilian fullbacks for Como. 🔵🤙🏽

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Christian Eriksen needs to call it a day, for the safety of himself.

Glad to see he’s actually conscious this time

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Officer: "Help me, ive crashed"😳

me: "I dont think you have, mate..."🥴

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

In a point in life where it’s hit a brick wall.

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Anyone interested in new subs for dodgy sticks ?

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Sack him.

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Bringing Thierno Barry on at a winning position again…… we’ve gone onto lose… again.

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Bottle jobs Everton football club.

Get fucking gone.

Shower of fucking shite

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Dewsbury-Hall could have had his hattrick today, reluctantly hitting it first time has cost us 3 points today….

European dream over.

Massive progression on the last few years.

Another massive summer incoming.

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Can’t wait for the @FA_PGMOL to come out and say sorry it was a penalty. Set of corrupt bastards

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

That's a stonewall penalty for Everton. Bernardo Silva is holding Merlin Röhl & drags him to the ground. https://t.co/Q0vHmsl2N3

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

What a game that was Rochdale v York.

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

@BarclaysUKHelp Done

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

@BarclaysUKHelp why’s there no available agents to talk to on chat via the app.

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

@bt_uk hi is there an issue with the mybt app? I’ve been logged out, I’ve signed back in and had to verify email and now mobile number however it’s telling me my mobile number is wrong and it doesn’t send me a code

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

@Benjwinst Likely we will buy him Ben?

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

He’s the striker we need #Richarlison

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Alright now i see why every WWE superstar wants one of these when they are negotiating a new contract 😭

THIS IS LITERALLY A MANSION ON WHEELS BRO 🤯

[Robbie @robbietaylor_86]

Max Dowman was crap by the way. Mykolenko pocketed him at every opportunity.

Then Pickford missed a cross, and he scored a goal with no keeper and he’s now the new coming of Messi. Honestly.

[Danny Ashcroft @D_Ash90]

Jordan Pickford.

For all the world class goalkeeping he fucking lets you down again with 1 massive mistake.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯