Dennis Neels

[KMart @KmartPoker]

I’m in the MAIN EVENT

I always do a massive giveaway based on my finish. This year:

1st: $1,000,000
Final table: $100,000
Top 100: $10,000
Cash: $2,000
Bust: $500

Retweet + follow to enter

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

View it and weep, haters. #GoCanucks #Canucks

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@TuckonSports @jaimestaples Should be a full no touch icing rule. As soon as it crosses the goal line, it should be blown down. Gets rid of the races and potentially dangerous collisions. Saves time and leaves no room for judgement calls.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@TuckonSports @jaimestaples That’s why I said “proper”. This version still requires a race to the puck, which still results in collisions the no touch rule is meant to eradicate.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@TuckonSports @jaimestaples It’s not meant for Hathaway. Hughes got there first, whistle should have blown, he’s not expecting to get hit. 5 and a game is the right call. Could be avoided if NHL adopt a proper no-touch icing rule.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@TuckonSports @jaimestaples Look at the goaltender. His hand is raised as it was going to be icing until it was waved off at the very last second. Hughes lets up as the whistle should have blown, seeing he got there first.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@jaimestaples @TuckonSports To continue: “The severity of the penalty will be based upon the degree of violence of the player's impact with the boards.”
Nothing wrong with 5 and a game in this situation.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@jaimestaples @TuckonSports I mean, the rule clearly states: “A boarding penalty will be assessed to any Player who checks or pushes an unsuspecting opponent in such a manner that causes the opponent to hit or impact the boards violently or dangerously.”

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

Let’s face it, it’s a “hope you end up on a Cup contending team bud” glove tap

[seanpangs @seanpangs]

Things are absolutely not going the Oilers way, but here's a wholesome "hang in there" glove tap exchange between McDavid and Draisaitl.

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

Tear gas the shit out of them. Haul their asses to jail. Let them sit in prison for 50 days then deny them due process. Deport the ones that aren't Canadian citizens and freeze the bank accounts of the others.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

RT @tommykippes2: TIED FOR FIRST IN THE LEAGUE!!!!! 🪔

[Chris Vandyk @a_real_dutchie]

Google turned 25 yesterday which means Leo DiCaprio stopped using it and switched to Bing

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

The Prime Minister needs to show leadership and take responsibility for the actions of the people he appointed and hired.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

Absolutely hilarious thumbnail by @CBCNews here. Almost looks like a Hitler salute!

[KMart @KmartPoker]

I have entered the @wsop Main Event!

Giveaway based on my finish:

1st: $1,000,000
Final Table: $100,000
Top 100: $10,000
Cash: $2,500
Bust: $1,000

Retweet + follow me to enter

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@jaimestaples Sounds like toads to me!

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@IrishMossMan1

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

.@CBCNews crying about leaving Twitter because they are funded by my tax money and got labeled correctly for it.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

Johnston will be fine tho right? Cuz he was appointed by Harper? Am I doing it right?

[Gerald Butts @gmbutts]

The former Governor General himself is now being accused of treason by journalists. My goodness.

[Dennis Neels @D_Bomb17]

@thevivafrei Anesthetize by @PorcupineTree especially the live in Tilburg edition. Gavin Harrison is a beast.