Dan Wight

Get your damn vaccine!

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

The man who claims to have been victimized by Disney's Mulan can kindly shut the fuck up.

[The Hill @thehill]

NEW: Pence slams Biden vaccine mandates: "Unlike anything I have ever heard" https://t.co/vhBSlWQKvb

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@DavidPriess Who really expects anything better from Satan's sickest little hemorrhoid...

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@NightValeRadio I thought 5 was the name of a Fallout Boy song...

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@pdeal @JennisenL @FakeLibStats Or repairing a stapler

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@NightValeRadio Probably best to find a shorter band name...

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@jaketapper Can't help but feel it should be a Rick Astley cover...

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@BeschlossDC Lindsey Graham is like a little, yipping dog with delusions of power, adequacy, and usefulness. Anyone not associated with his owner trump triggers a tantrum.

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@NightValeRadio Meanwhile Burger King is transitioning from "Have it your way" to "Look, stop being so selfish"

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@sealsandsass @alvarado_elgin @duolingo I think it's partly because it's great marketing for them when people share the really weird ones and partly because it keeps us from getting bored.

They probably are AI-generated though

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@NightValeRadio But what happened to the bucket? I've been looking everywhere for that damned thing!

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@NightValeRadio See, it all started with this Man in a Tan Jacket and just sort of snowballed from there. Unrelated, do you have any wheat or wheat by-products? Asking for a friend.

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@Farrahsman @osullivanauthor She's really more of a chupacabra.

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@NightValeRadio Sounds great! What the catch?

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@duolingo we've known that for a few years now...

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@JStein_WaPo So you're saying she was being too nice? I agree.

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@NightValeRadio How's it doing what? Oh no, did it escape again?! Do I need to get the net? I think I can lure it back with some fried chicken...

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@LeaderMcConnell You should fucking love that then. When did senate function under your "leadership? When did you actually accomplish anything other than hyperpartisan grandstanding?

Fuck off with your nonsense.

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@sherwood_irving This is the easiest way: https://t.co/EMFwL6mWKD

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@sherwood_irving @waltshaub Short answer: unicode. If you're familiar with it things can get pɹᴉǝʍ

[Dan Wight @D_C_Wight]

@CREWcrew Was there ever, at any point, even an the hint of an iota of doubt?