Dan Carpenter

John Carroll 2018

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Tony Romo had Josh Allen’s dick in his mouth the whole game to the point I am amazed words could come out of with how far his meat was in his esophagus.
This is by far the funniest thing he said all night though. Josh Allen was hit by Casper.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jerry’s Hole in One set to Creed’s Higher

American Icon #LegenJerry https://t.co/Xi22kVSAbh

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Watching old highlights of @aidanhutch97 against Nebraska

What a pre-snap read here by him & the entire Michigan defense

Screen is a good call against man coverage but doesn’t work when the defense is this smart

Harbaugh develops football IQ in Michigan

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - I Bought Back Barstool Sports

[🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♀️ @milkmyutterss]

Prolly combine what’s up and how’s it going and say “how’s it up” then spill Tito’s soda on myself and go
Play darts

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The people pumping threads and leaving Twitter don't realize what they're doing and @BarstoolBigCat thinks it's insane they can't see it.

@stoolpresidente @KFCBarstool

@BarstoolRundown out now: https://t.co/nhdpIjwA16

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Signs that years have passed
https://t.co/bIomNf8qKB

[Barstool New York @BarstoolNYC]

Fuck it. Bringing it back. Saturdays are for the Boys.

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣

📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nicolas Cage Went On 60 Minutes And Gave The Most Preposterous TV Interview These Eyes Have Ever Seen Complete With Golden Lamborghini's And A Tour Of His Las Vegas Mansion https://t.co/4PN8RPmCVg

[Dan Carpenter @D_Carpenter96]

KFC Cat @BarstoolBigCat @KFCBarstool

[MohBets @MohBetsMohMoney]

@VivaLaStool @Hooters @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat Father of Two

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Vintage Biden. Tweets out bracket after tournament started. Auto DQ. See ya next year buddy.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Ladies and gentleman. Start your engines. Welcome to the best 4 days if the year in sports. Hard to believe it's been 20 years since Barstool threw its 1st March Madness party at The Place.

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

Tell me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list, without telling me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list….

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

$68 billion to Ukraine.

Limited response for East Palestine, Ohio.

81,000,000 votes.

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣

[Guardians of The Land @OurCLEGuardians]

I need Guardians baseball back in my life

[KYLE @KyleForgeard]

I identify as a salmon