Derek

fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@DarkoStateNews @Unicorn1b @ShooterStar111 @K_Wallace12

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

Happy Halloween to the two time Major Winner and baddest mfer to ever tee it up #JohnDaly @PGA_JohnDaly

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

This is the peak mid season energy that keeps me alive. Go Browns..

[The Dawgs - A Cleveland Browns Podcast @thedawgspodcast]

Someone asked AI to evaluate the Browns historical struggles in the NFL. Even Google Gemini couldn’t make sense of the perpetual incompetence of the organization.

“The Browns post-1999 record is considered a significant outlier in modern professional sports. The combination of losing seasons, a minimal number of winning records, and multiple historical low points makes their continuous struggles an almost statistically impossible outcome in a league structured for parity.

The Browns struggles are frequently cited as a case study on organizational dysfunction that managed to defy the mathematical and structural forces of the modern NFL.”

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@AbrahamGa102 @espn @MelKiperESPN @HomeDrizzy It’s pretty accurate I haven’t stopped fucking puking

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@espn @MelKiperESPN @HomeDrizzy I will fucking puke.

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@K_Wallace12 @STaranto92 It’s a right of passage

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

There is something extremely unsettling when the first amendment exists in our Republic and someone would rather murder someone from 2 football fields away, sharing zero words, than have a conversation/debate from 10 feet away. Tragic.

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@MeganMakinMoney When I met you I didn’t know your politics and didn’t care, still don’t. But we need more of that. Your family is my family.

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@sheetz @chaseelliott a bottle of boom boom and nascar on TV Sundays just hit the spot.

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@NjTank99 Sigh….. This just reminded me Browns season is right around the corner.

[Heelbery. @JohnHillbery]

The chance of being born a Cleveland Browns fan is roughly: 0.0000000000000000154%.

1 in 400 trillion of specifically existing
1 in 23.5 of being born in the USA
1 in 29 of of being born in Ohio
1 in 2.38 of being a Browns fan

Congrats, you won the saddest Powerball.

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@m_wallace7 Until you see Creed and realize it can get even better

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@kingjameso95 @marq113 @blanchardpaul @RacingAerials Dude you must have been sitting right by me 🤣🤣

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@WhoDeyRick @MLS Lmao

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@MLS Hearing only Crew supporters the last 20 minutes of that game 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ohio is clearly black and gold.

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@m_wallace7 This and making every shot >

[Dawsonville Pool Room @DawsonPoolRoom]

No, that is not a tornado warning. Chase Elliott wins at @EchoParkSpdwy and we are letting all of Dawsonville know! 🏁📢

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

💀

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@Mike_kim714 100

[Derek @D_Daddy3]

@Worldwar_3_ Anyone else just learn they can never get from Ohio to North Carolina.