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The @bucks are up by 22...score is 45-33. That’s 12 😂

[D @D_Eisold]

Prolonging my punch out to do somebody else’s work gets me so fucking hard. Literally, you can see my boner through my sweatpants, my leggings, and my work pants

[D @D_Eisold]

This tweet would have been a lot better had I not put the “a” in front of astonishing 🤦🏼‍♂️

[D @D_Eisold]

It is absolutely a astonishing how fucking stupid some people can be.

[D @D_Eisold]

@jaymee_ebbers @ClueHeywood 💁🏼‍♂️

[D @D_Eisold]

If you can look me in the eye and tell me that you enjoy winter, then I put you in the same category as those people who drive a PT cruiser, think toilet paper should go under instead of over, and Hitler

[D @D_Eisold]

For the love of God. GO CHIEFS! 🙏🏼🤞🏼

[D @D_Eisold]

Took two bites of a Big Mac while on the peloton today. Counterproductive? Sure. But let’s be honest, it’s a fricken Big Mac. I’m not passing that shit up

[D @D_Eisold]

@PicknSaveStores #clicklist is THE COOLEST THING EVER! Officially joined the lazy people’s club and did our shopping online. And the attendant was super nice. Definitely using this every time

[D @D_Eisold]

@politvidchannel This dude is a fucking moron. But since he brought it up, San Antonio is a really nice city. Seriously. Go check it out.

[D @D_Eisold]

Last night went to two Christmas parties. We both drank. Tiff even took a shot. Our quotas have been filled. See you all in 3 months :) #oldpeople #homebody

[D @D_Eisold]

Colton is such a douche

[D @D_Eisold]

The referees are making it way to obvious they want Duke to win

[D @D_Eisold]

I have zero tolerance for stupid people today.

[D @D_Eisold]

Somebody keeps shitting in my pants 🤷🏼‍♂️

[D @D_Eisold]

Tonight is the first night we are walking away from the clown game without the jackpot in hand. Very disappointed in our performance tonight

[D @D_Eisold]

Listening to these two women talk is slowly killing my soul.

[D @D_Eisold]

4 waffles down

[D @D_Eisold]

@Geibs You can call in tomorrow if you want. There’s quite a few guys on call

[D @D_Eisold]

Show of hands for those who hate music after listening to Carrie Underwood🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏻‍♂️