Tex

No comic.

[Tex @D_J_C40]

Ranking number of beers from 1-6:

1. 2 Beers
2. 3 Beers
3. 6 Beers
4. 4 Beers
5. 1 Beer
6. 5 Beers

[Justin Rogers | Detroit Football Network @Justin_Rogers]

As a former pro lacrosse player, Tom Kennedy arrived in Detroit little more than a curiosity. Eight years later, he's still here, now the Lions' longest-tenured player. I sat down with Tom to write about his journey, how he's stuck, his why and his future.
https://t.co/jCXOEn8kTA

[Tex @D_J_C40]

Stumbled upon this Gold Scar today

[Tex @D_J_C40]

Be like Tex:
-Work all day yesterday
-Drink 20 beers after
-Sleep 4 hours
-Wake up for a quick 9 at 6:30 am
-pimp a 300 yard drive on the last hole
-train to city 11:30
-crush 2 modelos on the train
-down 4 Aperol Spirtz’s and 6 Guinness at function
-Chicken Francese for Dinner

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Well, John, we thank you.

[Tex @D_J_C40]

This is the exact environment trying to shop at Trader Joe’s

[Chef Anthony Thomas @ChefAnthonyDC]

This pretty much sums up my 2025

[Tex @D_J_C40]

With absolutely zero hesitation just said “Gracias” when the bartender placed the Modelo in front of me. Do you mind if a white boy has some motion this holiday season?

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

TK stepped up Thursday night 😤

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What movie is this for you?

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@TalkinYanks @Jomboy_ @TalkinJake @JoezMcfLy

When are you guys doing a call in vent session for Yankee fans?
Need a WFAN type banter with the boys to get the season wrap up and have closure. Let me know.

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@incarceratedbob how many more Volpe strikeouts do we have to sit and watch?

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@michaelredgate @BeardownCuz @WFAN660 @EvanRobertsWFAN Thank you Meatloaf man.

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@JoezMcfLy I need you guys to do a deep dive into the Yankees stats after immediate travel days. Everything- record, BA, ERA and do a deep dive. I’m convinced it’s as bad as it gets.

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@TalkinYanks Please don’t forget also some players have Sanitation department (NYSD) hats. Extremely classy and thoughtful move by the Yanks that should be acknowledged.

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@RobbyBerger Torry Holt, St. Louis Rams.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Uniform combo for Atlanta!

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@RobbyBerger I can make this happen Bob. All I ask is one round with the BDS crew out on Long Island. No cameras, no gimmicks. Just some beers and golf.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Tom Kennedy has so much aura

(via: @Lions)

[Tex @D_J_C40]

Is this guy serious? Did he just ask “What do I do?” A drunk dart with a girl out of your league is pure bliss. What a herb.

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

Ripped a dart with Charley Hull

[Tex @D_J_C40]

@tomkennedy04 It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business.