deNNy k🧙‍♂️

I call this House Party 5. 93 'til Infinity. STAT. #630

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

Today is January 17th, 2020 and I have officially retired from NBA DFS.

My kids will ask:
"Daddy, why don't you play NBA DFS anymore?"

And my response will be:
"Well kids it all started when Tristan Thompson got ejected for slapping another dude on the ass 😐"

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

This Bears/Indiana saga is the lamest game of billionaire chicken that I've seen in quite some time.

Legislation knows Indiana is a horrendous logistics move but Bears will continue to use as leverage, going as far as up to the dotted line to get Government to give in

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

The best part about hockey is when you're 20 minutes late to the 7PM game you're actually just on time

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

People reaching for soft tissue issue 'WR1' a tale as old as time itself

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

.@lutherburden3 stock 📈📈📈

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

@gkittle46 If you have a half dollar sized spider in your house it means you have pest that a half dollar spider eats

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

Much like his old man, pair Boozer with a rim protector like Zach Edey and this is a smash pick

[NBA on Prime @NBAonPrime]

Cameron Boozer has the chance to get selected by two of Carlos Boozer's old teams in the '26 NBA Draft 🔥

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

The only way I see Caleb Wilson not making it to #4 is if Washington trades back with Utah and takes him #2 overall.

The Grizzles will pass on Wilson to pair Cam Boozer with Zach Edey tyvm

[Swish Cultures @swishcultures_]

6’10 Caleb Wilson looks insane in his NBA draft workout 🤯 His athleticism, Jumper, and shot creation is very impressive. Caleb is wants to prove he’s the best in this draft which gives franchise player vibes @CalebWilson2025 🎥 @JordanRichardSC

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

The #Blackhawks have 40M in cap space, 21/23 roster spots already under contract next year and the youngest roster in the NHL

Let's hope this situation spirals out of control this summer 🤞🏼

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Auston Matthews hasn’t decided if he’ll be back in Toronto next season, per @reporterchris 🫣

He reportedly wants to see how the new front office improves the roster before deciding 👀

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

We're like 3 years into this 65 game rule and the NBA is already backtracking with some BS 'Extraordinary Circumstances Challenge'

Whatever Adam Silver touches turns into a giant flaming bag of poo 💩

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: The NBA and NBPA have ruled in favor of Lakers' Luka Doncic and Pistons' Cade Cunningham on their Extraordinary Circumstances Challenge for the 65-game award rule, making both eligible for all 2025-26 season honors such as MVP and All-NBA teams, sources tell ESPN.

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

I'm a plus money machine..I've tracked every bet I've made since October 2024, out of 1,131 bets placed, I only have 300 winning bets which comes out to a 26% win rate, but a ROI of +42.4 Units during that span

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

Last night immortalized my 7th consecutive month profiting on sports betting despite a win rate that would have your average person calling 1-800-GAMBLER

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

Not too late to buy up a couple cheap BP arms @ChrisGetz #Whitesox

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

Slow SB week when Mack Hollins and his bare feet are on day 3 of media coverage

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

The story for this game was hella basic and not that interesting, how da hell they making a movie out of this 😭

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The 'Split Fiction' movie starring Sydney Sweeney has had the first version of its script finalized, according to the game's creator

Josef Fares says he's “had a meeting with her, and she seems super chill,” adding that she is “hyped” for the film

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

@nyknicks Anyone that doesn't start inside and work their way out is a psycho

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

Prolly cuz he looked like azz on the biggest stage 📉

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Oregon quarterback Dante Moore said he has decided to return to school for the 2026 season, forgoing a chance to be a top pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. His decision is expected to have significant ramifications on the draft.

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

I've just assumed this entire time that these headphones were for autistic people not an actual Apple product 😭😭😭

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Five years ago today, Apple introduced the AirPods Max.

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

40/50 burgers in the NBA just ain't the same no mo

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

@Jeff_Mans S/O for the Mooney love and the masses for thinking Geno Smith and Tyler Shough were winning games this week

[deNNy k🧙‍♂️ @D_Kissane]

Charlotte's draft class this year looks like the most promising class in about 25 years

[NBA.com/Stats @nbastats]

Kon Knueppel is the 1st player in NBA history to total 150+ points and 30+ threes in the first 10 games of his career 👀