Danny Mac

I once won a can of non-brand baked beans at a school tombola don’t you know

[Danny Mac @D_Mac1982]

@ClownWorld Purely because they are complete cunts

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@Elifbenad 96

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@renabaddie_ Snooker, pool…

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@scubaguide01 @renabaddie_ You’ve never played badminton have you?

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@renabaddie_ Hockey

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@Beno10_MFC Assuming a perfect north vector followed by a perfect East vector for the 1st 2 moves

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@Beno10_MFC 5km

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@hicasamadim 72

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@kendalljayyzhxu 1355

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@Roy_Stricko @fesshole 😂

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@DirtyFootbaIIer Cunts trick 😤

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@bruceme999 @Wisdom_HQ Nope.
Take a bow son 👏🏽👏🏽

[Danny Mac @D_Mac1982]

@itsme_urstruly Being in & enjoying the moment at events rather than staring at a phone & recording it so you can post it to loads of strangers you’ll never meet

[Danny Mac @D_Mac1982]

@Cockneycabbie_ My mum was a truly lovely person but I remembered recently that she used to say ‘go & play on the motorway’ when we were being little shites & wanted us to just leave her alone 😂

[Danny Mac @D_Mac1982]

@damekatydenise_ I thought x had to clearly indicate parody accounts these days?

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@elonmusk Why is that ship on stilts?

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@scottbradleyEHS Sounds like you might need a new wife. Unless she’s on about the state of that fence 😬

[Danny Mac @D_Mac1982]

@CrossCountryUK ‘free WiFi’
Good job I haven’t bloody paid for it…
It doesn’t really work now does it?
2nd journey on your trains in 3 weeks & same both times. Can’t be due to heavy demand as the train is 9 10ths empty. 🙄

[Danny Mac @D_Mac1982]

@Geo_LoverAZ @90sfootball Surely the most lasting memory of that final was the whole Ronaldo episode.
My fave player was not on it after having a fit shortly before KO weirdly!? 🤷🏽‍♂️
Such a shame as Zidane did have a worldy but R9 may have made a huge impact on the game were he not absolutely fucked up 😕

[Danny Mac @D_Mac1982]

@LFC_Lucas_ @francisjfoster Perhaps not but it would still just be a joke. Comedy is subjective. You don’t have to like it.