David Mammina

I play with knives for a living.
Follow me if you'd like! Sometimes I walk into walls.

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

I got a massage for the first time today and can I just point out that it is nothing like in the pornos.

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

Phoenix tomorrow!!! An early flight is rough, but at least it'll be good. @americanairlnes JFK-PHX -- get ready for me and Victoria!

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

I haven't been on Twitter since November, 2015... BUT I'M BACK AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM!!

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

@MUALaurie omg when we were babies. Now we're on to bigger and better things.

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

American Pie makes me wish I drank more in high school.

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

@chelita_foryou literally me everyday though lol like sleep gives me life and then I die.

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

Kindly disregard my last tweet. I think I just found a bit of glass in my torso. Time to reflect on my decisions... #AdultLife

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

Sometimes, you have no idea how you got home last night. But be proud! You got home and don't have any bruises! #SuccessfulNight #Drunk

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

To anyone who think they give up on me

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Thoughts with #Paris tonight.

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

Do you ever thoroughly examine your body and see every flaw and conclude that you clearly have approximately seventeen diseases? #AdultLife

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

[Laurie Lombardi @MUALaurie]

I wanted to start a fight with a troll on one of @D_Mamms 's videos but that bitch is not taking the bait.

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

@MUALaurie COME TO SHAMEKA

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

current stress level

[David Mammina @D_Mamms]

Can someone confirm if "I Love Myself" is a song about masturbation?

[Willam @willam]

American Horror Story: AirBnB edition