Echi ♡

𝖦𝗂𝗋𝗅𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝗇𝖽$$$ 💸

[Console Age @console_age]

Cerita ex boss.

Waktu itu Pak Boss lagi sibuk nyiapin sebuah event besar.

Event ini berhubungan dengan rencana launching barang-barang mahal yang akan dijual perusahaan. Diadakan supaya customer toko retail dan grosir mau isi stok. Jadi bisa dibilang acaranya harus kelihatan mewah dan jor-joran.

Gw dipanggil meeting bareng team marketing.

Pak Boss langsung buka diskusi.

🐷: “Saya mau ngundang customer makan malam. Jadi sebelum acara utama, mereka bisa lihat dulu barang-barang yang besoknya mau dipamerin. Biar berasa eksklusif.”

Kami semua manggut-manggut. Masuk akal.

🐷: “Saran saya sih garden party. Saya pernah lihat di Gedung Arsip. Coba kalian cari tahu berapa harganya.”

Wah mantab nih, gw udah ngebayangin ada live music jazz atau minimal undang Ariel Noah.

🐷: “Atau… Di Monas.”

😐😐😐

🐷: “Jadi kita sewa catering. Mereka dinner sambil karaoke dan lihat air mancur Monas. Mantab kan?”

Okay, Ariel Noah dicoret. Gw langsung googling cari ini izinnya ke Gubernur atau cukup ke penduduk KTP Jakarta aja.

Lalu beliau lanjut.

🐷: “Nanti barang-barang yang dipamerin itu saya taruh di motor saya. Uwaaa… keren kan?”

😐😐😐

Gw dan team saling lihat.

Tidak ada satu orang pun yang cukup berani untuk bertanya kenapa barang mewah harus dipajang di atas motor dia.

Gw inisiatif angkat tangan mau nanya.

🥹: “Kalau pakai motor nggak melanggar aturan display ya pak? Kan ada brand guideline.”

🐷: “Nah, makanya. Ada ide nggak?”

Karena suasana sudah terlanjur liar, gw ikut liar.

🥹: “Hotel aja gimana pak? Pool party gitu”

🐷: “Nah iya!! Coba cek Hotel Borobudur, Hotel Mulia, Mandarin Oriental, Four Seasons. Sekalian tanya masukin motor saya gimana.”

Gw catat: “Motor pak boss masukin ke kolam.”

😆: “Noted pak.”

Team mulai kerja, kita mulai telpon sana-sini cari harga.

Besoknya kami kasih laporan.

🫡: “Pak, gedung Arsip untuk sekitar 100 orang. Biayanya sekitar 150 juta.”

🐷: “Wah mahal ya…”

Kami berhenti laporan, soalnya itu pilihan paling murahnya.

🐷: “Atau nggak gini ajaaaa… Kita sewa tenda aja.”

🥹: “Tenda… kayak tenda kawinan pak?”

🐷: “Iya, yg sama organ tunggal. Atau nggak bisa juga pinjam tenda di mesjid, sekalian karpetnya.”

Lah kok downgrade jauh ya?

🥲: “Terus dipasang di gedung arsip pak?”

🐷: “Ya nggak dong, mahal. Di pabrik.”

😭😭😭

[Console Age @console_age]

Dulu pernah duduk di Sevel sambil minum Aqua. Sambil mikir,

"Kenapa ya Sevel bisa bangkrut? Padahal dulu sempat booming. Bahkan sempat jadi contoh revolusi minimarket sampai muncul Indomaret Point, FamilyMart, Lawson, dan lain-lain."

Trus tiba-tiba sadar, uda 30 menit cuman minum Aqua aja.

Trus tiba2 nyadar lagi tadi Aquanya beli di Alfamart...

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