@NJGov serious legal question. Are other states allowed to pawn off that tasteless nonsense they grow as tomatoes? Because everyone knows a jersey tomato is the only tomato worth eating. Feeling like our state needs to formally deal with this.
We are today years old when we learned that a LOT of other states call a weed whacker a weed eater. Once again proving that NJ is a superior state, as exactly 0 weeds are eaten.
“How many people do your pies serve?” How does answer this question? Hypothetically 8, but personally I’m not into sharing pie so we’re going with,
1-8 depending on how into sharing you are.
#deliciousorchards
Whoops. Realizing it’s been over 6 months since our last tweet. Thankful our boss (Bill) doesn’t know how to use Twitter 🙌
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