Derek Hurst

Doing my best to live one day at a time. UTK alum. I bump my head a lot.

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

Ya know, I have heard a blue apron ad on every podcast I listen to now that I think about it. https://t.co/xZMVlr5Ucp

[Myles Udland @MylesUdland]

But seriously, this is the chart everyone has been waiting for: Blue Apron spent $66 million advertising on podcasts in 2016.

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

To be clear there were no cheddar poppers on their menu so it was really just a shot in the dark

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

@kristin_m_wolff to Wendy's cashier "do you all have cheddar poppers here" Wendy's cashier "no..." yeah kristin must be on the secret menu..

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

Pretty shameful considering I've typically no idea why google is decked tf out. Only to realize it's some dead poets 190th bday or whatever. https://t.co/Htr9We9FWp

[Lord Single Malt @Singlemaltfiend]

Google really went all out with their Memorial Day doodle this year. Truly inspired stuff.

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

@marcusterronius @wilson_pruitt my 2nd amendment is sore, I think I excercised it too vigorously.

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

Get you some friends who will let you know when you've misused Snapchat and/or it's tricky updates. @AlyssaNovak_94 @wilson_pruitt

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

@BruceMalLeecoat True, it appears human beings need to exert themselves somehow lol.

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

What are some of the most dazzling dragons in real life?
https://t.co/GncuSWrue3

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

It's not the future of anything until it's not powered by man https://t.co/aJmqzG1Ops

[WIRED @WIRED]

The utility bike is the future of urban travel. Really.

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

Instead of telling kids they can be anything,we should teach statistics in kindergarten so everyone gets crushed early and has time to heal

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

@SethNorris12 @cedds_510 On the budget, yes

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

@cedds_510 I'm a Laquinta man

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

😂🔫 this is real life, let that sink in. https://t.co/Pi7W5zUt5C

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Rompers for dudes are here and TBH I don’t hate them
https://t.co/ubXcPWvXuX

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

@wilson_pruitt @MitchellMikey Ladies and gentleman Wilson Pruitt, PhD in whiskeyology from the school of hard knocks

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

Ravenous rabid rabbits ravaging radishes

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

@MitchellMikey I don't think "easing back into Evan Williams" is a thing.

[Derek Hurst @D_Raqq]

Accidentally filled up with 93 last time so this time the cobalt gets 89. Gotta ease her back into drinking sludge