Derek Sims

I’m honestly just here to say dumb stuff 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dude at Chipotle said I looked big. Needless to say, my new favorite place Chipotle.

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This girl @DollyS24 is mad at me for missing out on our Papa Bucks because I didn’t create an account when I ordered pizza 😑

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@DollyS24 @TiredMama_ @Kristopher_Rayy Y’all gonna make me go broke, Yoda’s already asking for new shoes too 😅

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@TiredMama_ @DollyS24 Maybe I’ll get her the shoes though 😂

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@DollyS24 Kiss me through the phone you coward

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@DollyS24 But you still didn’t go to my basketball games 😒

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What even are Kangaroos? And why are they so jacked?

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@MattBee119 I’m glad I could help you out brother, I got you 😂

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Quarantine Thoughts: Pears are underrated 🍐

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@KatieKush15 Yeah, looking at interviews from even just a couple years ago really shows how much of a decline he’s had mentally, I feel like he’s being pressured to keep running. I don’t think he’ll last a year in office if he’s elected.

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Does anybody else think Joe Biden has early stage dementia? These public gaffes he’s making are a little ridiculous at this point.

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Me when I find out there’s a Cinnabon less than 500ft from my front door:

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@Kristopher_Rayy Looks like you’ve never had a hard hitting nap because I definitely meant when 🤷🏻‍♂️

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You ever had a nap hit so hard you ask yourself “when am I?”

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Hot take: Cookie Crisp doesn’t taste like cookies.