Big Dave

former student body president. Tony Hawk’s number 1 fan. CSU ‘24

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

When people tell me to face my fears I go look in the mirror 😎😎💪🏻💪🏻

[Kyle Odegard @Kyle_Odegard]

Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold found success after getting away from the Browns and Jets.

Time to free Kyler from this dumpster fire and see what he can do with a real org.

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

I lit the end of a sweet tart rope and smoked it I can’t fucking see

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

@joeyjaws @SlimJim Joey we have a mission for you follow back for further instructions

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Are air guitar competitions judged on accuracy or vibe?

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

If I ever see the peanut man I will strangle him

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

LeBron never had hair. He pays to have old photos edited so it looks like he just went bald

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

@joeyjaws we have a critically important mission for you

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Nobody tells me how to spend my money, not even me

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Chester Cheeto is a leopard and he’s been telling you he’s a cheetah to sell you chips wake up

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

I drank 5 day old milk last week and nothing happened to me because I’m better than you

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Winter is so useless until goose

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

My supervillain name is the huckleberry fairy

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Joey please follow me back I’m your number 1 fan @joeyjaws

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

The fall is cool but the leaves on the ground expose my feral ass for dragging my feet and that’s rude

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Al Roker would’ve loved this

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

@sawaged_natasha Pick one up and spin it once. You’ll be back

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Everyone can talk shit about fidget spinners all they want. If someone handed them one they would play with it there’s not a single doubt in my mind

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

I would pay so much fucking money to see a real life dinosaur in sunglasses

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

I hope environmentalism doesn’t get as far as paper condoms

[Big Dave @D_Robs70]

Do babies drink water? I feel like I’ve never seen a baby drink water.