dani salomon

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

Sometimes I randomly get legitimately pissed off that @KlayThompson has yet to acknowledge my existence

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

I feel so called out rn

[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

Dodgers hitters all night 😂

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

Safe to say doggy day care is going well

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

#BestBarRileys

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

Still waiting ... @KlayThompson

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

All I want for my bday is a shoutout from @KlayThompson ❤️

[Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville]

I had the worst pedicure today of my life ! first off she was SUPER bitchy she really didn’t know what she was doing she made my cuticles bleed and I have nail polish everywhere I am never going back to myself again for a pedicure

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

“Are you dressing cute or homeless?”

-Me to my roommate as we get ready to walk to the living room for our virtual zoom happy hour

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

Happy Birthday Balks @Albal84 !! Hope you’re titrating for the team tonight🥳❤️ Let’s cel soon!

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

“God please don’t ask me what we’re doing today” - @Michellerr26 as we’re in line at Dutch 😂

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

@willbcrowley It’s ok Twitter will tell you why you made it. Not the other way around

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

@mdgarcia18 @girlscouts Plz take them far away from me

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

@willbcrowley welcome to the twitter world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

@Albal84 @maddieddunn On my way to pick it up 😂

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

The weekly Friday struggle: Do I go to the gym after work or do I go home and binge watch greys anatomy stay tuned but I think we all know the answer

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

Hits a little harder this year #RIPFriends

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

Every damn year

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

@Albal84 If it wasn’t 5 hours past my bedtime I’d be down

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

I finally found the courage today to tell my nail lady exactly what I wanted done.She politely declined my suggestion & proceeded to do what she wanted with my nails but I feel like I really made some progress in the whole confrontation/adulting department so I’m calling it a win

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

It’s me, I’m the one that needs to hear it

[dani salomon @D_Sal24]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but there is an actual diagnosable medical condition for fear of going to work (ergophobia) so if you are currently experiencing Sunday scaries you’re good it’s just science