Daniel Serrano

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

@confusing_wot @grok Non

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

Today was the worst day ever, me and all my friends hate the SNKRS. I hope it catches a virus and dies.

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

I am fuming rn 🤬🤬🤬🤬 planted some tulips on the BLVD with my nephew and some idiot city worker just killed them with a weed wacker. You can’t be that dumb

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

@jr_solito The fix is in!

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

Help me settle this

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

OK, @Cubs, one request to go.

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

@jr_solito …maybe for betting

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

Bruh Jordan Golf shoes sell out way too fast for Golf not being a “popular” sport, let me catch one yous wearing them at brunch!

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

@rossgube True! What is she going to do, tell me get off my high horse?

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

I want a horse but my wife won’t let me buy one. #Yellowstone

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

Woke up today with a lot of love in my heart. Wishing everyone a happy Friday. You’re beautiful, you’re awesome, you’re capable! Let’s get this bag. #CLB

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

I should be snowboarding RN, where are my priorities?

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

@Mattdilla Little weekend trip to Cancun to find better weather

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

…there’s 33 shots from twin glocks, there’s 16 a piece, that’s 32 which means on of my guns was holding 17, 27 hit your crew 6 went into you.

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

Got my iced latte with an extra basket, this ish is crack! Gonna knock out my To-Do list in like 3 hrs.

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

@Senor_Dubs It sucks the joy right out of the latte but it isn’t bad

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

I need to practice saying whole milk with a mask, this is the second time I got oat milk.

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

Ropa Vieja > Birria…felt like this needed to be said.

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

I always want Chick-fil-A on a Sunday smh

[Daniel Serrano @D_Smooth3]

My wife said I am too hyper for her 🤷🏽‍♂️ tough luck buttercup.