dYlan

Sawyer Gene’s pappy just trying to keep @OhhLiviaaa happy. Why beg for bread when you’re living in a wheat field.

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

The best apology is changed behavior, let pride go and you’ll be less angry

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

Padre is a weird name for a place where people get shit faced and chicks have their tits out. It’s literally Spanish for father...

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

You ever see people and think
“you’re not gonna age well”

[Jace @jacemiller2]

So proud of everything I’ve accomplished and how far I’ve came

[Southern Ok Speedway @SouthOkSpeedway]

2nd Annual IMCA Southern Stampede Night #1 Top 5

IMCA Modified
1. 12 Jason Hughes
2. 20RT Ricky Thorton Jr
3. 915 Chris Elliott
4. 15H Jared Hoefelman
5. 60IV Anthony Roth

IMCA Sport Mod
1. B4 Jared Baird
2.... https://t.co/X29h7mUPnE

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

Is it before or after you lift your truck 6 inches when the highway patrol calls you and says you can go as fast as you fucking want champ?

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

Children imitate their parents, just remember you’re everything to them. Everything they do is just an imitation of how they see you....im fucking up

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

New ep is up with ⁦@weismanjake⁩ ⁦@mattingebretson⁩ & ⁦@BrendanSchaub⁩ to listen to now. Video hits YouTube at noon pacific. 🍆👏👯‍♀️🚬 https://t.co/0nuEmz9vc9

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

This generation of kids couldn’t handle courage the cowardly dog lets be honest

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Michael Cohen was one of many lawyers who represented me (unfortunately). He had other clients also. He was just disbarred by the State Supreme Court for lying & fraud. He did bad things unrelated to Trump. He is lying in order to reduce his prison time. Using Crooked’s lawyer!

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

If you don't feel like going to bed, pour yourself a drink and read Michael Cohen's twenty-page testimony right here.

https://t.co/iJTR7fEhar

[Cody Powell @CallMeTheQB]

“Tornado warning, everyone please find shelter”

your dad:

[Jace @jacemiller2]

To the lady at Walmart with your kid on a leash, I’m sorry for asking if he was a rescue. The profanity wasn’t necessary, but thank you for not siccing him on me.

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

“We got extra virgin, those olives don’t even know what penetration is.”

-My wife

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

Don’t ever let them lie and tell you I wasn’t out here making money 💰💰💯💯

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

I fucking hate people.

[nathan followill @doctorfollowill]

This weather has us on the verge of making a Nirvana record. #therainneverstops

[dYlan @D_Thompson142]

Million Dollar Baby Boomers #ImproveAMovieWithOneWord

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Happy birthday @Ralphie_May - I miss you brother!!