Dan Brown

I grew up on the streets of Blankenbaker Lane. Forced to play golf during the summers and go to private schools, I persevered and became a successful man.

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@brysondech has a meme factory going on the 5th hole right now.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

@Jjsnider67 @HurstbourneCC Thanks bro! Good seeing you yesterday.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

I’m beginning to think and I’m going out on a limb here. Maybe @brysondech can’t 3D print his own irons better than the guys that have been making irons, for I don’t know, 100 fucking years.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

@Daniel_Rapaport You don’t understand. This was strategy to beat @RyderCupEurope

Tomorrow they won’t know what hit em.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

Next Ryder Cup. Can we just fill the team with hand picked Club Champions and some assistant pros that are rolling it well?@RyderCupUSA

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

@Larry_Nelson Fantastic interview. Just incredible. My wife is mad at me now because I asked her to shush for a minute. Totally worth!

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

@ClubProGuy Don’t want to poo poo him “standing” for the first time but the nanny has probably seen this 6 times.

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https://t.co/I3TIhltNDb

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My phone is blowing up.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

@zyn_usa shortage > Covid lockdowns

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Just a heads up @Uber We need a shit load of cars at Valhalla tomorrow around 4:30.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

You know vodka is some where in those 500 sanctions. Stock up.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

You’d think @MillerLite would have thought of a way to get rid of that one extra calorie.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

@DavidMichery 5k is now $26.95, I'm not loyal. I'm curious to see how low it can go now.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

Hovland just missed a putt. I knew he’d miss one. LMFAO

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Imagine being a lobster in the ocean and a f****** dog comes out of nowhere and picks your ass up. https://t.co/20cvFU8yBR

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

@Top100Rick Smoking a nine onto the rocks.

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

Segalini wedge

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@DavidMichery @Mullen_USA thanks for the great news. Why are the comments disabled? I’m sure people would have loved to give their opinion. #10freakingcents

[David Michery @DavidMichery]

Mullen news…
@Mullen_USA

[Dan Brown @D_Train_Express]

Who pissed off the orcas?