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[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

What President Trump’s goals were when he launched the Iran war in February compared to what he signed tonight.

[Ace Humphreys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦢 @Ace109610]

Couple of Congo fans celebrated the equaliser in front of Portugal fans 😂
Inject it into my veins 🩵
#FIFAWorldCup

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Dave Portnoy calls on Trump to denounce the UFC fighter who called Michelle Obama a man at the White House fight:

"That has to be an immediate denounce. ... These guys are lunatics."

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

BREAKING: Eric Trump BUSTED for trying to rig a UFC bet at the White House over DMs 💀

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is a historic humiliation for the United States

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Rock Chalk Algeria!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

And now we go.

#Rollmaha

[ben₅₁ (road to 31-131) @loquacia_]

LISTEN UP LIBERALS *gives up 4 runs*

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship

4-1

[RTN @RTNToronto]

Canada fans 🇨🇦 vs 🇧🇦 Bosnia fans

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to pay for cancer treatment

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

CNN aired a montage of Trump’s past claims that the U.S. was on the cusp of a deal with Iran, with Anderson Cooper noting that today’s announcement marks the 39th time he’s made a similar claim.

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

Incredible. He comes and kills a two month heater. He leaves and we witness the greatest comeback in basketball history

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you.

Thanks to the @NBA, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of @LinkNYC screens across our city.

LGK.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Inflation hit 4.2% year-over-year in May, erasing all wage growth.

[David Futernick @davidfuternick]

This but to Trump tonight

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

De’Aaron Fox on MSG security: “I think the president being here just makes it inconvenient for everybody else… We’re getting screened like it’s TSA. It’s a little inconvenient for the people that’s got to play, but it is what it is.” (@tom_orsborn)