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41 places. 25 countries. 6 continents. From UNC to all around the world. Looking back on a great summer for so many great people. Post grad life has its perks 🤙🏻

[arikurk @asapkurk]

Hi, @rodstewart. My mom and my friend’s mom flew to Denver to see you at red rocks with us. We both grew up listening to you with them. We are all devastated that you are unable to perform (my friends mom cried). Would you come to dinner with us instead tomorrow night?

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Twitter woulda gone crazy during the 1856 Caning of Charles Sumner

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“And that’s when I said to Archduke Franz Ferdinand- hey man, I don’t think you should go for a drive today around Sarajevo. I gotta bad feeling about this.”

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bananas are the honda accord of fruit

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@jourdjour wanna go climbing w me

[Josh Graham @JoshGrahamShow]

Armando Bacot just gave the quote of the night when asked about his injury.

“I thought 100 percent I was out for the rest of the game … and then something hit me like ‘I’m in the greatest college basketball game of all time.’ So I just had to thug it out.”

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@jourdjour why his voice is angelic

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the forbidden cereal

[Ellery Frahm @elleryfrahm]

I still get hungry every time that I see this bowl of Old Assyrian archival tablets in the @yalepeabody's Yale Babylonian Collection.

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Tucson, AZ @WorldWideWob

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this bird did not have to go this mf hard look at the GRADIENT

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in lieu of filing taxes I am requesting that a witch turn me into a mountain bluebird

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dream blunt rotation

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the sexual tension between me and the car across the intersection when we’re both about to simultaneously turn left across each other

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@bencams @naturallight @nbenevento1 @kkaelin25 @ryanamonago @the_realdil @locfinessmonstr

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no one:
the bacon industry:

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people forget that twizzlers are straws

[playboy cardigan @dunc_daball]

NEW: Sen. Ted Cruz reportedly seen disembarking Mars rover amidst unprecedented Texas weather crisis.

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Texas: *descending into chaos bc the government took no steps to prepare for or react to a historic winter storm that was forecasted*
Texas governor: “this is happening because people want to use more renewable energy in the future”

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Texas Gov. Abbott blames solar and wind for the blackouts in his state and says "this shows how the Green New Deal would be a deadly deal for the United States of America"

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thinking about when some guy on the aux skipped ribs by lorde, saying “ah that song is terrible.” then he proceeded to play four back to back imagine dragons songs

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cauliflower has been making money moves like no other veggie in the last few years

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@meandmygalpeej i think peej likes u