Good morning tweethearts!!!! Fresh after BJ, hubby slept again as usual!! Time to hit the market !!! Day one of sept series, you can sell put for auto shares this series to gain handsomely! 😘😘😘
Me (confessing): "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I read dirty jokes and viewed naked women's pictures and videos on pornhub.
Father: Forward all your sins to me and you'll be pardoned.
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#MeraYesuYesu
A husband gets love bite on neck from his secretary. He goes home worried, allows his pet dog to jump on him and shouts, "He bit my neck".
The wife removes bra and says, "See what he did to me!"😜😂
A man went to buy a bra for his wife.
salesgirl- sir, you want Capitalistic,Socialistic or Democratic bra?
He asked-What are they?
She:Capitalistic suppresses the masses.
Socialistic uplifts the downtrodden.
Democratic makes mountains out of molehills.😊