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[meyor @D_meyor]

@UnkleAyo

[Bridget 💕Aine @BridgetAin]

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Friday 😂

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Goosebumps.

For all its faults, Western Christian culture is still worth defending.

[Bolaji Abdullahi @BolajiADC]

It is sad that this government, which has shown such disdain for everyday Nigerians that are struggling under the weight of its failures, has now chosen to extend that same disregard to honest Nigerians who have japa'd in search of better opportunities.

A government that has failed, and continues to fail, on security, the economy, healthcare, education, and virtually every measure of human dignity has no business lying to Nigerians and the world that things are better for the Nigerians in Nigeria, than they are for Nigerians abroad.

Until this government can guarantee safety, create jobs, restore economic stability, and inspire confidence at home, it should either fix Nigeria or stop lecturing Nigerians who have simply done what the government itself has failed to do: secured a better future for themselves and their families.

For perspective, and a little bit of respect, Nigeria's total oil export earnings in 2025 were US$31.5 billion, while official diaspora remittances for the same year amounted to US$21.8 billion

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

This Might Be The Most Calm Yet Brutal Call-Out Cubana Chief Priest Has Ever Received 👏

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Aww, the little boy started kicking empty containers, but after his dad got him a ball, see his wonderful kicks, wait for it⚽♥️🥹

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

If a lesbian takes another lesbian's number and they start talking stage, which of them should beg for shawarma first?

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

There’s a guy in my class who never stays past 4:12pm.
Not 4:13. Never late.
One time the teacher tried to hold him back for a question.
At exactly 4:12, he stood up mid-sentence and left.
No apology. Nothing.
We all thought he was just rude.
Until one day, the teacher locked the door early.
4:12 came.
He started panicking.
Like… real panic.
Then he whispered, “If I’m still here when it happens, it won’t be just me.”

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

The person you love most is also the one who triggers..

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

I genuinely laughed all the way through this one. 😂😭

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

Nnamdi Kanu: “Is This The One Nigeria? Only In Nigeria Killing Of Christians By Fulani T£rrorists. Traveling By Road Has Become More Expensive Than Flying Because You Could End Up Kidnapped And Forced To Pay Millions In Ransom. Students Are On Strike, Graduates Have No Jobs, And Everyone Lives In Fear Due To Insecurity. Young Men Are Harassed By The Police, Terrorists Are Holding Peace Talks With The Government, And Even A General In The Army Is Not Safe. Farmers Can’t Go To Their Farms, EFCC Focuses On Chasing Young People Instead Of Corrupt Politicians. Which Way, Nigeria?”– Comedian Fanta De Joker

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

So many people dismissed Peter Obi as naive when he argued that building physical infrastructure without first investing in human development is a waste of resources and everyone's time. But he wasn’t wrong.

The Air Conditioner will definitely get stolen. The tent itself will be defaced or misused. Until the mindset of the average Nigerian is transformed, progress remains cosmetic...., an illusion built on shaky ground.

Obi understood this truth deeply. That’s why, as Governor of Anambra State, he didn’t just build schools..., he declared war on ignorance. He knew real change begins not with concrete, but with consciousness.

[Josh Sumoski @Joshsumoski]

Bright, the only reason I understand you sometimes is because I studied Animal Science.

[TOYONE Couture✂️👔👖 @toyone_couture]

@DOlusegun We all know you are tweeting because of what to eat.. hence I will not curse you

[Crowther 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @orimogunjesammy]

Chelsea 😭😭😭😂😃

[meyor @D_meyor]

@ChibuzoUjam Thank God I copy and paste 😂

[NUTTY @Hey_Alexxxxa]

If Jesus was a Tech Bro 😂😂😂😂

[meyor @D_meyor]

@ChibuzoUjam It's not up to a month man come on.

[meyor @D_meyor]

@ChibuzoUjam