Damien O'Callaghan

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#TravelAdviceFromSanta Watch out for drones.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#ClearSignsYoureGettingOlder typing with only one finger.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#AddALozengeToAnything No counry for old menthol

[O’Callaghan’s Bar @OCallsBar]

Happy St Patrick’s Day to all the Callaghan’s/O’Callaghan’s around the world.
Go grab yourself a beer ☘️

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

@SpeakGaelic Contae Chorcí 🇮🇪

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#IfCatsRuledTheUniverse
Furballs would be a valuable commodity

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#ICantSeemToLetGo of my invisible friend

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#SaySomethingCompletelyRandom
My goldfish has Aqua phobia.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#TipsForAHappyMothersDay
Make her day less stressful by not leaving the toilet seat up.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#MyIdeaOfExercise is walking to the coffee shop.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#GoodFriendsAlways let you know when your fly is open.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#TheSecondTimeI flushed the toilet the bidet overflowed.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#SignsYouAreObsessed
You send your sick parrot to a speech therapist.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#TheDogDugUp my time capsule

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#BeforeTheBigBang there was peace and quiet.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

Beannachtaí na cásca oraibh 🐣

Happy Easter to you all 🐣

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#MyInsomniaIn4Words
Neighbours having noisy sex.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#MyInsomniaIn4Words
Alexa won’t shut up.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#NeverWouldYouCatchMe offering the last slice of pizza to someone else.

[Damien O'Callaghan @D_ocallaghan77]

#ItsTrueThatI once washed my hair with toothpaste.