Dakota Payne

Proud member of the CBDL || SEU ‘21 || Daylight’s Burning

[Dakota Payne @D_shaq2]

@stoolpresidente Love watching people who can dish it but can’t take it 😭😭

[Dakota Payne @D_shaq2]

@MIK3MCDANIEL This has to be a joke😂😭

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Happening RIGHT NOW

This isn’t Kamala Harris’ FEMA

Tonight these regular everyday Americans are working through the night to make bridges for Hurricane Helene victims out of downed telephone poles and trees. This is work by real American you won’t see reported by the media

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Good question … why is funding for other countries being prioritized over Americans in dire need?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WOW: Kamala Harris just stated that January 6th was WORSE than 9/11

ON THE EVE OF 9/11.

WTF?

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

Thankful that Brad Stevens traded for the best defensive backcourt in the NBA 😮‍💨

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

The Celtics media team did it again.

- Mixtape of “we want Boston” chants
- Tom Brady narrating
- Trolling Heat culture
- EMBARRASSING Knicks fans

This might be my favorite video of all time.

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

The Media Team deserves a ring after this season 😭

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Jayson Tatum already has more career playoff points than players like…

Bob Pettit
George Gervin
David Robinson
Moses Malone
Elvin Hayes
Gary Payton
Allen Iverson
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Pau Gasol
Steve Nash
Jason Kidd
Bob Cousy
Carmelo Anthony
Oscar Robertson
Dwight Howard

He’s only 26🫣

[☘️💚Celtics Contessa💚☘️ @CelticsContessa]

No lie - our media team has been A+ this whole season 💚

[Dakota Payne @D_shaq2]

@TheAthletic This is whack. I was a year ahead my entire life and played with kids 1-3 years older then me. It’s great for development and makes you better. Stop catering to all these softies.. if you wanna play a sport, playing with kids older or more developed is the best thing you can do..

[Kevin Siracuse @kevin_siracuse]

I think we can all agree how great of a quarterback Patrick Mahomes is. But let’s not forget how he handled this loss to the #Bills back in December.

This is what bothers me… he keeps winning, and then this immature behavior gets glossed over.

[Dakota Payne @D_shaq2]

@PicturesFoIder If you get anything other than 16.. your education system failed you..

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The United States is being overwhelmed

[Dakota Payne @D_shaq2]

@SavageSports_ @MoveTheSticks WE DONT NEED TO DRAFT A QB…. GET MHJ IF HES THERE🫠🫠

[Matthew Judon @man_dammn]

He making it bad for PLAYER/GM Judy. But watch this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is what happens when you run out of hotel rooms. Soon, cities will run out of schools to vacate. Then they will come for your homes.

[Dakota Payne @D_shaq2]

I need this type of luck just for 1 day of my life😂😭

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 1999, Australian truck driver Bill Morgan was involved in a serious accident that left him in a coma. Even though doctors said he had no chance of living, he miraculously woke up after 12 days and was completely fine.

Feeling lucky for having survived, he went on and bought a scratch lottery ticket. The result? He won a $17,000 car.

Normally, winning a car wouldn’t have made it to the news, but because of Morgan’s accident story, Channel 9 decided to do a feature on the man who was "clinically dead and came back to win the lottery."

While filming, they asked him to buy a lottery ticket so they could reenact the winning scratch. He happily obliged and started scratching the ticket on camera. To everyone's dismay, he won a further $250,000.

[Dakota Payne @D_shaq2]

@cleantvv @GilletteStadium @Patriots 😂😂😂😂