Johnny TsuNani

habitual truth-teller. stand up comedian & writer. community organizer. eyebrow model. actually 5’7.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

Since enough time has passed, I want everyone who gassed up Marty Supreme and Chalamet lined up in front of a wall and taken out by firing squad. Saw that movie when it hit streaming and ain’t no way THIS was the movie yall were attacking Sinners over. Ain’t no fuckin way bro.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

RT @NBA: AFTER 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE FINALLY NBA CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN!"

THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THEIR FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE 1973 🏆 h…

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

Majin Drake is clearly the leader here

[Redd @ReddCinema]

when y’all got the same mom but different dads 😭

[1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv]

Idris Elba closed his set for Black House Radio with an absolute banger then started dancing in the crowd 🕺🙌

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

@iDavey If all his blasts chain like that he is going to break the game. Guess I’ll make him my main now.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

Yall: “Stop pigeonholing Black artists! Don’t you know that Black ppl Invented All The Genres?! Let them cook!”

*Black artist makes some version of grunge, punk, alt rock*

Also yall: “NO! Stop trying to be white! Why isn’t your Black ass making FUNK?!?”

Same tired discourse.

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

vince is not copying modern white rock bands. lmaoooo. plz don’t be stupid and insulting. just go listen to something else. the black keys and alabama shakes? lmaoooo you’re telling on yourself.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

This old nigga is using Beats headphones to listen to a Walkman. Ain’t never seen no shit like that before.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

Ngl this Vince Staples album is pretty good. Was not expecting the alt rock sound but this shit solid. Probably gonna end up my favorite album of his next to Big Fish Theory.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

That shit dangerous lowkey

[Markisha Marie @ByMMarie]

There’s no flex in your kid being the only Black child in an all white friend group.

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

I dunno man I feel like they go 82-0/16-0
Also I did this with the stats off

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

I’m rooting for the Knicks to win because I want Mike Brown to win. And I want yall to put some respect on Brunson and KAT name.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’ follows Faye as she fights through the afterlife of the gods - the Everywhen.

Everywhen is where ruthless gods from across mythology vie for power in a land overflowing with dangerous magic.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at gameplay for ‘GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY’.

Coming soon to PS5.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

@TheFloppestra You keep trying to treat “nice guys” and “incels” as mutually exclusive when they are not. Again, a huge part of the reason WHY incels are so angry at women is because they think they are better people than guys women are sleeping with.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

Yall are jumpin her in the quotes but she essentially just described a stereotypical incel. And she’s correct. A core belief amongst incel/nerd/weeb types is that being “smart”, timid, and weird automatically made you a “nice guy” and are owed access to women bcuz of it.

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

Many of you think that because you're unattractive, lack romantic options and sex, or struggle with social anxiety that you're a good person. Morally superior than those who are the opposite. But powerlessness isn't a virture. Your existence isn't inherently improving this world.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

@Topunito @TheFloppestra They do though. Most incel/nerd types definition of “morals” has more to do with inane cultural signifiers rather than actual personality. Ask them what makes them a good guy and they’ll tell you about their niche interests. It’s never stuff like volunteering at soup kitchens.

[Johnny TsuNani @DaAlmightyTroll]

@TheFloppestra Yes they hate themselves but incels do, in fact, think they are morally superior than certain groups of people. One of their main resentments towards women is that they rather have sex with “bad boys” and incels absolutely think themselves morally superior to those types.