The Awesum Possum

Delusions can't be disproven using logic or facts. Nor can the delusional be convinced of the truth. So I ridicule. When you ridicule,at least someone has fun.

[The Awesum Possum @DaAwesumPossum]

@hookem That’s exactly what I’ve been saying. Thank you for confirming.

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I was chasing the neighbor’s cat for breakfast and it got away, so I had a protein shake instead.

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#anointedone

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For the #MAGA in your life.

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Lay off the ketamine, you treasonous turd. You’re about as self-aware as a fish fighting itself in the mirror #sleepydon

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: We are going to make American democracy great again. We’re going to bring it back.

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Vice President Pyle? Nope. Just nope.

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@realDonaldTrump after the crowd-size joke last night.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Don’t call us weird” then proceeds to carry around JD Vance jizz cups

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This has never been more appropriate. #Kamala4President2024

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@Xfinity, seriously? 5 mbps? Is it 90s nostalgia day for you guys?

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Dick-tators in Cars Getting Coffee

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

I’m seeing more of this lately.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On Juneteenth, we commemorate the anniversary of the delayed news of freedom reaching the enslaved people of Galveston, Texas. Let’s keep building on the work of the generations who came before us and making sure that the arc of the moral universe continues to bend towards justice.

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@MarieTemara Hi

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@xiocon320 @WolfgangLeBlanc There was a belief that swords (and guns, by extension), were the soul of the samurai, and any non-samurai handling them could not touch them wit bare hands.

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@MarieTemara Hi

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@MarieTemara Hi

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@sentdefender Still there. As is a Rivet Joint orbiting off coast.

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Can we introduce a bill in FL that forbids the use of “Desantis” in any other context besides taking a dump? As in “I just hit Taco Bell and now I gotta take a big @GovRonDeSantis”.

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@EloshiMusamoto @IAPonomarenko They’ve been told by their officers that the log will deflect Javelins.