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As accurate as a Shetland weather forecast.

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Islanders outraged as Hawick insists: ‘No #tits or #bums next year’ http://t.co/Re1LXlpmUL via @DaBonxie

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Fine Peerie Cakes caught making Fine Muckle Tyaikes without Whalsay food licence http://t.co/dXIF5C2czL via @DaBonxie

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Shock as member of The Revellers confesses: ‘I don’t like partying’ http://t.co/VXMDUvgcqg via @DaBonxie

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Serco unveils Northlink upgrade http://t.co/Hj7FB0Ia4K via @DaBonxie

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#spicejacking #supermarketscrabble cc @DaBonxie

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#Mossbank to rebrand as ‘North Lerwick’ in bid to improve image http://t.co/R5Xtf08FpV via @DaBonxie #NorthLerwick

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Skerries Call on Weather Gods to avoid Tavish Scott http://t.co/0nuU3aCGi2 via @DaBonxie

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Comedic genius stands next to #Twatt sign

http://t.co/9z074fonL0

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‘Da Big Bannock’ renamed ‘Da Fairly Big Bannock’ after Trading Standards inquiry #bigbannock

http://t.co/Ine2Uw9bMC

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Steven Robertson's great efforts in Whalsology inspired us to give him an honorary degree. It's in the post, Steven!

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The secret to good health in #Whalsay is finally out! @stevencoutts

http://t.co/iMDCALfZM0

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@garyrobi @Shetnews https://t.co/uy75GkXSiX

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Second edition of Da Bonxie's Lonely Hearts. An anonymous submission this time though! @garyrobi

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#thefoodfeed? More like #thefoodfail! Right @shetlandtimes? @AdamCivico http://t.co/T2B55GcIVa

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Ghost of Clives Record Shop reprimanded after scaring Specsavers customers

http://t.co/5qpVD3DYRq

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Allison Duncan admits his love of Mareel, comes out as hipster @MareelShetland @ShetlandArts

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Santa selected by @theSNP to contest Shetland seat @DanusSkene @tavishscott @acarmichaelmp
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Steven Robertson admits: "I can spik #Whalsay"

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Pope declares ‘Shetland miracle’ as Loganair flight departs on time http://t.co/2AW1kWTc8y via @DaBonxie