Alice

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@LikeCoolIGuess @BadActorProbs shake and bake #rickybobby #420blazeit

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

#coolmom

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@IamaDeadDude you think you're clever? low blow

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

I bake so I don't have to talk to my husband... #relatable

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@HippieKidnapper You watch your back honey that's my son

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@AngstyJonny you have a child with WHO?? #newage #notthathip #crazykids

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@IamaDeadDude Not like you would know

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Live in the desert? More like dessert.. #lovemynewman #sweettooth #cougs

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@AngstyJonny I don't.. already found one #cougs

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@IamaDeadDude @justinbieber Is it too late not to say sorry #jk #movedon #belieber

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

What is this noise @LilTunechi is this what the kids are listening to nowadays

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Just want new cupboards.. is that too much to ask @IamaDeadDude

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@IamaDeadDude @AngstyJonny Nah they're fine.. as long as I can join

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Bouta pull a Britney #buzzbuzz #chopped #newhairnewme

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Ned get off my back #foundmyownDrFeelGood #bowchickawowwow

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Lovin life #cougar #boytoy

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

@AngstyJonny Wait is Scrabble not hip anymore? #Imafunmom

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Just go to the movies already @IamaDeadDude

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Kids, let's go on a road trip! #waitwhat

[Alice @DaCoolMom]

Pass the cigarette Bobby #puffpuffpass