Ekbert Da Fighter

I'm a dwarf from the north. My axe has tasted dragon and I like it.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

Telling a giant to wash its hands before it hands you a cube of cheese has never been a good idea.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

Goblins have infested the peninsula . Their leader Santis is traveling the realms trying to get support for his kingdom. Gold will buy friends, but those friends will drain your wallet and stab you in the back when your broke.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

Kil em, smash em, grind em, Thow them in a pot. Add water, bring to a boil.

That's how you cook kobalds for the pigs.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

A well know priest of Lolth died recently. I'm not worried. There will be another fowl dredge to replace him by sun up.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

My mother never liked hard tac. She would always soak it in mead before eating it.

Me? I just drank two beers instead.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

Give me Gold or Platinum. Fancy Magic coins that live in the sky don't do anything but feed the demon gods.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

Red Wizards are a nuisance and need to be eliminated or driven back into Thay.

The only good Red Wizard is a dead Red Wizard.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

Beholders tentacles are a great way to add spice to stews.
#DnD #dinner

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Remember when Donald Trump saluted a member of an enemy, totalitarian regime?

Happy 4th of July!

[HitboTC @HitboTC]

BLACK DOG PACK GIVEAWAY: Well if this week couldn't get any more crazier... someone donated a Black Dog Pack code to giveaway! Thank you to all of you for your incredible support! I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you! - https://t.co/sDJupfeiRH @SeaOfThieves #Giveaway

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

When they were white and carrying machine guns, Trump cheered them on. When they were black and demanding justice, he threatened them with dogs and violence. If you’re still wondering whether he’s a racist, you should start wondering if you are too.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

100,000 dead Americans. One wrong president.

[Michael Grunwald @MikeGrunwald]

When I started as a reporter conservatives were always lecturing about personal responsibility and moral virtue and limited government. I never expected the movement to become YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WEAR A FUCKING MASK and BOW DOWN TO OUR PORN-STAR-BANGING CONSPIRACY-NUT BULLY-KING.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

@SeaOfThieves Hey, instead of letting people name their ships, draw from a pool of 30 different names but give each ship name a quirk. "I hate The Queen Lucille, that one right cannon randomly changes cosmetics!"

[AprilDRyan @AprilDRyan]

I’m hearing on good authority that #coronavirus is more rampant in the #WhiteHouse than the public is being told. A very high-ranking individual may have also been impacted! The administration is currently mum on the matter, seeking prayers instead. #COVID19

[XBOX @XBOX]

You want to see games for the Xbox Series X? We want to show you games for the Xbox Series X.

Check out First Look next-gen gameplay from our global developers partners within #InsideXbox on Thursday, May 7 at 8am PT.

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

@BleedingEdgeNT How about throwing in a new game map instead.

[Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald]

This man is a psychotic fucking monster! Oh, yes, the states are supposed to engage in an international effort and monitoring of overseas outbreaks by consultation with other REAL national government. Or...they are supposed to have stocks of supplies 10x their normal need...

[Ekbert Da Fighter @DaEkbert]

@XboxP3 Hey, I've noticed that the new Xbox is modular. Any chance certain parts can be updated and swapped out in say 4 years or so?