The Encino Man

Born 1992 in a backyard in Encino, CA

Recently married to some hot blonde

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@Maxwell1995Vjjo He always owns us

[Maxwell @Maxwell1995Vjjo]

I’m 100% sure that Zac Gallen is pitching a gem tonight against the Dodgers. He has an ERA of 5.16 and his advanced stats are even worse, but tonight he’s gonna find an extra 2mph on the fastball and look sharp as ever. Guaranteed.

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@scfan37 @AngelaBelcamino 100% correct.

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@Maxwell1995Vjjo @kirsten_watson To be fair, smith sucks this year too. Should be entirely different lineup lol

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Time to get election results:

🇧🇷 Brazil: 2 hours (124M ballots)
🇫🇷 France: 4 hours (34M ballots)
🇮🇳 India: 24 hours (640M ballots)
🇩🇪 Germany: 8 hours (51M ballots)
🇦🇷 Argentina: 6 hours (25M ballots)
🇺🇸 California: 37 DAYS (10M ballots)

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@AdelineDimond @AkilahObviously Of course she didn’t. People just don’t want Spencer bc he’s well you know

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@AkilahObviously Neither does Bass or Raman! But he can’t win bc he’s ….

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@Srirachachau As opposed to people voting solely for people bc they’re not white?

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@arianajasmine__ Almost as stupid as voting for someone who has ruined the city, let thousands of houses burn down and several people die

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@MattZemek @NYCMayor @wemby I think it has more to do with the fact that in current times, this would actually not be that surprising

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@KirkWrites79 Funny how you didn’t mention that Bass has every union and public endorsement and is below 40… shows you how shitty she has done. But because she’s not white, all that matters

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@Zigmanfreud I mean it’s fair. I get it. But I think some people are so desperate that they let emotions steer them. Some are idiots but I think some just want change that bad

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@LeBatardShow @jessica_smetana Your show remains absolutely ridiculous and continues to go down. You never said a word when media buried stories that would have hurt Biden. Shame on yall

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@leftcoastbabe I mean just looking at your timeline it’s easy to see you’re a far lefty headline reader only

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@maddenifico You can’t be this stupid. Did you do any research on Bari?

[Maxwell @Maxwell1995Vjjo]

Dave Roberts has no clue how to construct a lineup. He has his worst hitters batting 4th and 5th and they both strand a small village every game. How does he not realize this?

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@myra_fleener @Zigmanfreud That’s what I’m confused about lol

[Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino]

I’m genuinely trying to understand.

You know your city has gotten significantly worse under Karen Bass, but you vote for her again?

Make it make sense.

What am I missing?

[The Encino Man @DaEncinoMan]

@Zigmanfreud @MitchRapp_ https://t.co/oDM4dNV2k5
This is not happening in LA though? The person arrested for paying homeless couldn’t happen in LA though?

[New York Post @nypost]

Bombshell lawsuit exposes 873,000 'ghost' voters in California https://t.co/VLLu1WrCr4