Alfonso Cuen

Law student. @NashvilleSC fan. Dog dad.

[Alex Daugherty @AlexDaugherty1]

vandy: sliding back into irrelevance
preds: not good, maybe check back in 3 years
titans: the worst football team of all time

nashville sc: maybe the greatest mls team in history, a true marvel of the sport, demolishing opponents at will

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

A fan from Hong Kong went all the way to Mexico to try and meet her idol, Javier Hernández...

The way he calmed her down and spent time is absolutely superb. ❤️🇲🇽🇭🇰

[Alfonso Cuen @DaFonzLad]

@Coach_Poole_ Is this boys or girls rankings?

[Alfonso Cuen @DaFonzLad]

Is that @MattDoyle76 ?

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

👮‍♂️🇦🇷 During Inter Miami matches, Leo Messi is followed by an ex-US Navy Seal for maximum security.

The bodyguard is a martial arts, boxer and taekwondo expert. He can be seen even following him during matches.

[Alfonso Cuen @DaFonzLad]

@Coach_Poole_ Real G’s practice at 5:45 am when it’s too hot after school 🥵

[Bartacus @JoeBartDrums]

I need a doctor to prescribe this for me to take twice daily (shoutout) injected in my veins

[Will Parchman @WillParchman]

I don't know what else Zimmerman can do off a carom, he has his whole foot around the ball within an inch of it and Messi just... steps around him. These little micro-touches he takes, they make no geometric sense.

[Alfonso Cuen @DaFonzLad]

@kevmorrison7 There is absolutely nothing that could keep me from coming tonight! LFG!!!!!!!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/264VM5nf28

[Chris Kessell @THEChrisKessell]

This is one of the best Onion articles ever.
https://t.co/y0dvvHM0Vl

[Tempo the Coyote @Tempo_NSC]

Mukhtar v Argentinian Mukhtar. Saturday. GEODIS Park. 8 PM. Be there. 👀

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

All roads lead to this. 🏆

@NashvilleSC host @InterMiamiCF in the #LeaguesCup2023 final this Saturday.

📝 https://t.co/pLkDGHbEji

[Alfonso Cuen @DaFonzLad]

@Coach_Poole_ Hany would never allow fans to pay 300+ to watch him play. Pessi is a fraud

[Alfonso Cuen @DaFonzLad]

@Coach_Poole_ They should've had an option to opt in for group stage then opt in for knockout rounds. I guess I'm being insensitive since I opted in and paid $92 for my tickets in 116 😅

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

Chicago could sell out Soldier Field for their match against Miami & Messi, but the cheapest ticket from the club being $205 in the 300 level with the 400 level not even available yet is just horrid behavior

The ticketing process in this country is backwards

[Justin @TiredBambooLaw]

right now i know 3 things:
1. I'll be a great lawyer.
2. the bar doesn't define me.
3. the bar is my everest and just like the actual mountain, it might kill me.

[Ben Wright @benwright]

FT: A really poor loss from Nashville. They created enough to get something out of it, and got on the wrong end of a couple calls, but they lost their composure too often and played into the Union's hands towards the end of the match. #EveryoneN

[Alfonso Cuen @DaFonzLad]

@andrew_wiebe Just watch the entire Nashville vs Philly match and send me your notes 🤨