German Officer

I am za German Officer. I haz a lovely wife and two kids but currently don't get to zee them due to the war. I worked very hard to become ze officer.

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

https://t.co/hl7wOh5UjB @tommy_twomey, @savagesauvage, @teachlayana, @thedadifegb, @yagirldmg, @monsieurmorris1, @imgoodatdancing

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@aye_its_ulrich I know vat you mean I get spooked zo easily in dark voods.

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@hazelbergeronn @ThedadifeGB Vat would be great he is zuch a smart man.

[Hazel Bergeron @hazelbergeronn]

10 retweets and my husband will take off his handicaps. @ThedadifeGB

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@yaboyharris_15 @mrsstrangeworth Zat is a shame zose vere zo pretty before I left for var.

[Harris Boy @yaboyharris_15]

R.I.P. TO YOUR ROSES @mrsstrangeworth HOLLA AT ME

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@YaGirlDMG wow vat is veak. I kill people because I have no choice.

[Diana Moon Glampers @YaGirlDMG]

Just woke up. Ready to go ruin some more lives. #lovemyjob

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@savagesauvage I zink my offer vas plenty fair. Your loss #youHadTheChance

[Monsieur Sauvage @savagesauvage]

The nerve of @DaGermanOfficer, he just gave my best friend an offer that if he tells him the password, he'll let him go and shoot me. Uh-oh

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@MonsieurMorris1 is villing to die for his country. Vat is a man of true honor.

[Monsieur Morrisot @MonsieurMorris1]

This dude just pulled me over to get the password outta me. If my friend dies I go with him # fishing Boyz #homielove

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@MonsieurMorris1 Zats vat you vant us to think. He even makes a twitter account to try and hide it.

[Monsieur Morrisot @MonsieurMorris1]

Lol they thought we was spies, just fishers #fishingboyz

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@savagesauvage Fishing you say? It looks to me like you vhere spying.

[Monsieur Sauvage @savagesauvage]

Four armed bearded men with guns came up and ruined our fishing expedition, maybe I should've waited for the war to end before I go fishing

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@savagesauvage Are you zure about that?

[Monsieur Sauvage @savagesauvage]

Crossed the valley, listening to the ground for sounds, u here thing. Nobody's here :)

[German Officer @DaGermanOfficer]

@YaGirlDMG I know my fellow crew and I had to zhoot two Frenchmen today as vell.

[Diana Moon Glampers @YaGirlDMG]

Trying to think of some more handicaps, Hmu if you got any ideas