The Captain (Sean Dick)

Time is a construct

[The Captain (Sean Dick) @DaGoodDick]

DNB 2025

[The Captain (Sean Dick) @DaGoodDick]

DnB 2024

[nick (cone enjoyer) @itsnick_bp]

Every time I see this asshat slow walks to the mound while his pitching staff implodes I start to see red.

[chabby4cappy 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[Dan Zangrilli @DanZangrilli]

If you’re not feeling great about yourself today, keep your chin up! It can always be worse.

For example…

[Hog 🐗 @RealShane9]

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump

[Clint Hurdle @ClintHurdle13]

I kept this story in my pocket for a long time....

In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day.

Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys.

My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on.
We didn't win.

19 consecutive losing seasons.

2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive.

After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over.

"My mom wants to talk to you."

We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons.

She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up.

Roberto Jr. translated.

"My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy."

She was staring right at me.

Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth:
"I promise you, Vera. That won't happen."

Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it."

I said, "I hope I can keep it too."

I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it.

The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20.

On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field.

And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life.

The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug.

Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them.

@Pirates

[Hog 🐗 @RealShane9]

Mark Madden hates sports and wants to eat everything in site while Filiponi sucks everything in site and puts himself over sports.

Pittsburgh, you deserve WAY better!!!

[nhlpens @nhlpens]

Holy shit they absolutely cooked with this.

I love the "they doubted us" motto that they're pushing heading into the playoffs.

LET'S GO.

[dan @Dan16676935420]

The suspect has been identified

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Sometimes the most impactful statement you can make is a strong resignation. It's unfortunate it's come down to this. God's speed @joekent16jan19 I hope this wakes some people up.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Happy St. Patty’s Day!

Keep an eye out for this leprechaun!

Enjoy this internet classic!🍀

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

Deflecting bullets with a pony tail is the level of unserious I need Hollywood to bring back

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

I wanna get drunk & eat these with my eyes closed at 2am 😭😭

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Michael Pittman is being traded to the Steelers.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Trump shares his thoughts on the U.S. strikes on Iran

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Waiting on Sid’s injury report.

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

Avery Hayes just dropped ZAR with a right hand …

[The Captain (Sean Dick) @DaGoodDick]

@CharlieDayQuote Charlie and Mac want to do that thing where they meet guys trying to meet underage ppl in a public space film and bash them and they get good at it until they meet Dennis trying to meet up with an underage girl and they just kinda brush it under the rug in only a way Dennis can

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Trump should resign after posting that video. What an absolute POS.