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dans baack babbbay!!!

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There is no movie in Ba Sing Se

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Straight left the theater

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Having too many people in the friend group that are comedians is kinda like when the stock market peaks and there are less and less buyers and then it crashes and there's a Great Depression cause everyone is telling jokes and no one is laughing.

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Marvel Snap Twitter… can we all agree that this is absolutely preposterous? @MARVELSNAP #MarvelSnap

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man each side of the political spectrum was convinced the most recent shooter was either a neo-nazi OR Hispanic to fit their view. kinda wild that two truths can coexist like that… I wonder if there is anything else like that the dems and repubs have only looked at one side of?

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*references unabomber in a joke post* *gets massive interaction due to obscure yet slightly familiar reference*

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i'm done, believe what you want to believe, we probably gonna lose to the eagles by 20+ anyways the way they steamroll defenses

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bummer for everyone who wanted 4-0 burrow against mahomes, shocker that life is not fair! they got us last year, we got em this year, roll the film back on last years' field goal win and find the penalties there!

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go ahead, find all the missed penalties in the eagles/niners game, I am sure there are several in there! fact is, no one cares because they beat the ever-living pulp out of them! no game is perfectly reffed!

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@tommyray117 right?? also not making this thread bc I am a Chief's fan

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some missed and bad calls in the chiefs/bengals game, but you have got to be kidding me if you think that game was rigged. incredible effort on both sides, some big mistakes from both sides, was generally an even game that the chiefs squeaked out #NFLRigged my ass!

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they could have missed TEN holding calls in the 9ers/eagles game and no one would have batted an eye because the eagles were up by 20+ anyways!

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easy to call a game rigged whenever it is close...

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New Year, new me, and new me is gonna make Amos Moses by Jerry Reed my most played song of the year

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Tyreek Hill is full of bad takes recently...

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if anyone other than tom brady could do a slightly sub-par job to squeeze out winning the NFC South so no one has to deal with playoff brady, that would be just a great time for every other team this year

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more insane ramblings from dan coming soon who is ready!?!?

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hey i just got back on twitter to say humans just achieved virtually what doc ock was trying to do but maybe safer maybe not idk so if a small sun appears in ur backyard just stay chill

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BIG L I FORGOT HOW TO DO POLLS ON GOD I WILL DISAPPEAR FOR ANOTHER 9 MONTHS BYE TWITTER

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… who misses things that Dan says on here?