Moe

Certified autist | Infrastructure Operations Engineer

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@sheyukiiiiiii Half your age + 7

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Went on a date with a girl from long Island, traffic is abysmal right now.

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

The Oxford Study started with American Psycho

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@eilis_walsh @ick_real Sounds like you're a single mother lol

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@eilis_walsh @ick_real No man wants to play another man's saved progress

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

Congrats. You never dealt with dead bedroom. Even so, not all women are down to fuck 24/7 lol.

[𝒮 @misanderist]

feminism aside, i seriously can not believe im seeing people try to convince young women that they should be cool with their boyfriend being jerking off to other women right now

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@Pallavi_345 Lots of dumb niggas in the comments

Shift + F10 on your keyboard, then type "start ms-cxh:localonly"

Igu

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Y’all ever realized that Mf with ADHD will be super calm in any emergency situation...But will be overwhelmed by daily tasks?

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

If your wife gets a male personal trainer she's 100 percent cheating on you

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@realpeteyb123 As a fellow brown man...

This nigga lying 🤣

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@MurrayHillGuy1 West Hartford, CT?????? Not my old hood absolutely not

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

If you’re single in your 20s/30s you should be in:

San Diego
NYC
Miami
LA
Austin
Chicago
Charleston
Dallas
Boston
Tampa

End of list.

Why are you single & in the suburbs or some trash city?

Dating pool = coworkers and someone your friend already dated

Nightlife = one bar that closes at 12

Energy = nonexistent

“I like peace and quiet” aka you mean you gave up early.

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

Girls are more thirsty than men

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@StrongManGuide India app store 🙄

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@JakeRammos If everyone likes you then nobody will love you. Be polarizing

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@rasmr_eth Or be like me and just go out by yourself, fuck the world do you

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

Getting stoned and painting is pretty fun

[Richie | AI Engineer & SEO Specialist @RDRembert]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[Moe @DaHabibiBoy]

@keepofffgrass Whose next