🐶: Do you like me yet? I’m a…
🐻❄️: …a what?
🐶: A buff mascular golden retriever. Do you like buff people or buff dogs?
🐻❄️: I like people who are like dogs.
🐶: This is what we call “having feelings.” Yes!!
🐻❄️: I’m gonna go now.
🐶: See? Told you “having feelings.” Look at him walking away.
#teeteepor