jane lane

baked baker bakes

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

Bitch i’m indigenous.

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

People at work think it crazy that I used to be bat shit crazy. The magic of medication is insane

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

My wedding favors are just gonna be cigs

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

Bro what

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

But at the same time, yes always rescue and keep animals safe. I would just be upset if someone took away my neighborhood cat. Like you can tell it’s loved by multiple houses. It’s fat and ready for anything. you know what I mean?

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I saw a lady post about a cat being found online (no collar or anything) and all I’m thinking is this bitch trying to house the neighborhood cat. I have one. Why bitches picking up well fed outdoor cats and thinking they need to find a home. That cat is living it fucking life.

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Hmm

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I think that being hungry sucks.

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My back hurt so much I feel it in my nose when I try and stretch it.

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

It’s true

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

This wedding prep is making me manic as hell

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

I think you shouldn’t brag about getting unemployment…..but idk maybe I’m wrong.

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

I sneezed on my dog 4 times and he didn’t fucking flinch

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

My two years sober was this weekend and I completely forgot. Helll yeah

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

How often am I supposed to water my cactus because right now it’s acting like I’m over watering it and I’m killing it. But I haven’t been watering the thing but once a month at most

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STOP HAVING BABIES

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I haven’t cried once this year. That’s fucking impressive.

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

Nothing can ever go right, right?

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I bet you 5 bucks that he won’t come to check on me and he’ll fall asleep peacefully knowing full well how pissed I am.

[jane lane @DaIndianLitsa]

I made four GIANT batches of cream cheese frosting today by myself and that takes something out of you emotionally.