Mayor Jeff

Bears, White Sox, Blackhawks, Bulls fan. I'm way too high or way too low. Provider of hot takes. 13-time Bourbonnais goer and self appointed honorary mayor.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@defnoodlesreal @benshapiro Not even to mention btw that tucker and megyn have spent months praising Islam and Muslims and apologizing for being hard on them in the past...
And the islamist candidates, and the socialists they've endorsed, who you hate, have won.
And that's the fault of.... Ben Shapiro?

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@defnoodlesreal @benshapiro So the people rooting for America and her allies broke the coalition, and the people rooting against her and praising her enemies is what the coalition shouldve rallied around. That's your whole point? Then yeah I don't want a coalition with you.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@defnoodlesreal @benshapiro It just so happens that "the single foreign policy issue" was whether America should align with and empower a state whose literal existence is explicitly about our destruction or a state who literally fights bad guys alongside us.

Just a single foreign policy issue is all.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Last night, a bunch of candidates who literally despise America won in NYC. Establishment Dems, who live in fear of their radicalized base, will cave to them. By 2028, people who hate the country and wish to destroy it could be in charge.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@megbasham @MeghanMcCain @ChrisLoesch 1) Mort Jews don't care about judaism. Like most Christians aren't devout practicing Christians.
2) Democrats used to be better. Are very bad now. But Republicans are in power and are currently surrendering to enemies while vilifying their Jewish allies.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@MeghanMcCain @TheFlagGuy_ Appreciate the message Meghan. But I think the sentiment in the Jewish community may shock you. Every group chat I'm in, the convo is how and when we leave. Not if. We're very grateful to this country for many great years. But it's over now. Time for us to go home to Israel.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@danpompei Ah yes, the guy taking dirty hits at openly religious players while wearing paraphernalia in support of a terrorist organization is *actually* the *victim* of religious bigotry.
You are the Norm McDonald joke about the biggest issue with a nuke being the islamaphobic backlash.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@AnaKasparian I'll never understand why these Jew haters aren't too embarrassed to even say this shit. You're just admitting you're inbred idiots who can't compete with the intellect and ability and grit of the Jews. You just can't compete. And you're super proud to admit it! Hilarious.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@AnaKasparian Cry harder bitch. Nothing quite as funny as having billions of people in dozens of countries all hell bent on destroying a measly 8 million in one tiny neighboring state, you keep failing because you're weak pussies, and then cry to the UN to please help your pathetic weak ass.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@cenkuygur Or, Jews own the land because we're strong and despite repeated attempts you Muslims and so called "Palestinians" can't kill us. So basically you try to kill us, you fail, then you cry like the pussies you are "we couldnt take it by force because we're weak now give it anyways!"

[Dumisani Washington @DumisaniTemsgen]

@alexbruesewitz Don’t be shy, just say Qatar. 🇶🇦

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@MattWalshBlog I mean when the deal explicitly mentions what Israel must do, even though they weren't consulted and didn't approve, their opinion literally is part of the deal itself, not separate. It's shocking really that people don't understand that. It's gotta be intentional.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

Matt Walsh is a great example of how people's brilliance in one subject doesn't automatically carry over to all others. Matt probably did more than anyone to kill the trans bullshit. Matt also is certified retarded on matters of foreign policy. Two things true at once.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Imagine objecting to the Vice President of the United States pointing out that Israel is a seperate country from the United States.

Also the idea that this sentiment “loses the American right” is hilarious. Could not possibly be more out of touch.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Israel publishes a full list of Hezbollah ceasefire violations.

June 18th:
10:06 - 1 Explosive UAV
10:56 - 4 Rockets
11:49 - 4 Rockets
11:58 - 13 Rockets
12:18 - 1 Explosive UAV
12:24 - 2 Rockets
17:04 - 1 Rocket
17:13 - 1 Explosive UAV - 4 injured
17:37 - 1 Rocket
17:38 - 6 Rockets
17:42 - 2 Rockets
17:46 - 2 Rockets
17:48 - 17 Rockets
17:55 - 2 Rockets
18:02 - 2 Rockets
18:07 - 1 Anti-tank missile
18:13 - 3 Rockets
18:26 - 3 Rockets
18:27 - 3 Rockets
18:34 - 2 Rockets
18:50 - 5 Rockets
18:52 - 2 Rockets
18:58 - 3 Rockets
19:16 - 5 Anti-tank missiles
19:36 - 2 Rockets
19:38 - 45 Rockets
19:53 - 1 Anti-tank missile
19:56 - 2 Explosive UAVs
20:14 - 1 Explosive UAV - 1 Injured
21:22 - 1 Explosive UAV - 4 killed
21:28 - 1 IED
22:27 - 1 Rocket
23:36 - 2 Explosive UAVs
23:36 - 2 Explosive UAVs

June 19th:
00:03 - 1 Explosive UAV
04:09 - 3 Rockets
04:40 - 1 Rocket
05:01 - 1 Anti-tank missile
08:33 - 2 Rockets
09:55 - 2 UAVs crossed into Israeli territory
10:53 - IED found in vicinity of forces

Will the media report this?

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@RabbiPoupko @JewishWarrior13 But... You literally made a claim that those guys did and said bad things. But you don't know any of them? But they definitely did? You just don't know? Except you know?
So you don't know and are just making it up.

[John Spencer @SpencerGuard]

The relationship between the U.S. and Israel is not transactional, it is a long and vital partnership, but the next time you hear the tired question of "What does the U.S. get for $3.8 Billion to Israel," answer simply - RETURNS.

R – Research, Innovation, and the Combat Laboratory
Access to one of the world's most active laboratories for military innovation, where new technologies, concepts, and operational methods are developed, tested, and refined under real combat conditions. Combined with one of the world's leading defense technology and startup ecosystems, this environment generates technological advancements, operational insights, and innovation that would be difficult, expensive, and in many cases impossible to replicate through peacetime experimentation, exercises, simulations, or war games.

E – Economic Benefits
American jobs and manufacturing supported through purchases of U.S.-made military equipment, while strengthening the U.S. defense industrial base through joint production, co-development, and missile defense cooperation for the benefit of the U.S. military and American national security.

T – Technology
Access to military technologies refined in combat, from active protection systems and missile defense to counter-drone capabilities, artificial intelligence, and other emerging technologies.

U – Unique Understanding of Modern Warfare
Battlefield lessons drawn from one of the world's most active conflict environments, providing insights into urban warfare, tunnel warfare, missile defense, drones, battlefield medicine, artificial intelligence, and modern combat. These lessons help the United States adapt and prepare without having to learn them first through American casualties, American mistakes, or American wars.

R – Regional Stability Through Alliance
A capable ally helping deter common adversaries and maintain stability in one of the world's most strategically important regions while remaining willing and able to fight alongside the United States when necessary.

N – National Security Intelligence
Intelligence that helps prevent attacks against Americans, American forces, and American interests while improving U.S. understanding of shared threats, adversaries, and emerging security challenges.

S – Strategic Freedom to Focus on China
Greater freedom for the United States to concentrate military, diplomatic, and economic resources on long-term competition with China in the Indo-Pacific while helping preserve a favorable balance of power in the Middle East.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@nicksortor @elonmusk @VP The VP is lying, nobody has said this. He's making it up. And it's not hard to fact check this. You're choosing not to because you also kinda hope it's true. Which is weird, like why would you want a bad ally instead of a good ally?

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@elonmusk @nicksortor I mean the points are completely fabricated, nobody has said what he's alleging they said, he's just making it up cause he desperately wants to shit on Israel for something, anything, but can't find an actual reason because they're actually a great ally. So he just makes one up.

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@ClayTravis You want to leave, leave. But why you need to give them cash as a parting gift? It's *literally* 20-40x+ worse than biden leaving behind all the American gear in Afghanistan for the Taliban. But worse, because cash is fungible.
And why you need to rhetorically blow them too?

[Mayor Jeff @DaJeffypoo]

@ClayTravis I like you and respect most of your takes but this shit is just so so so disingenuous. We're the United States of Fucking America. We don't answer to fucking Pakistan's sensitive requests and we don't need to heap praise and cash to flatter terrorists.