Landon

Friend, brother (secret lover?)

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@alyankovic @AmericanDadTBS Settle a bet for me:

I think, from all the years of squeezing the accordian, that you could effortlessly hug a man in two, but my buddy is a Debbie-Doubter.

Prove him wrong!

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@vaultteam6 @realXFLfootball I say we combine the two! Football and politics! Democrats vs Republicans, winner gets their bill passed!

Watch as states start electing pro, and former pro, sports athletes to represent them.

Mitch McConnell shattering into dust as he's tackled, lol

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@realXFLfootball Here's hoping he does better than Trump did with the AFL....

lmao, who am I kidding, Dwayne's not doing this out of spite, or attention...Ok, not spite. Provided he's in it for the love of the sport, and not being jilted by his inability to buy an NFL team, y'all should do fine!

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@ColdasiceV @NotHoodlum @TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump When this is all said and done, nnGINA will have a lot to answer for, but none of that, hear me NONE of that, excuses his own piss pour performance that let 140,000+ American's die.

I would still have been upset if it had been between 2,000-4,000, but 150k is outrageous!

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump And I still can't afford medication so, tell me;

If what you did do barely made a blip on the radar, should you still be allowed to cheer it as something you did?

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@realDonaldTrump Do me a favor and don't do to the color orange what Hitler did to that tiny moustache

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@charity_cupp @SarahAnnabell15 @Tom_Winter None of this excuses Trump's disasterous behavior, his wildly unproven claims, or his broken promises

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@realDonaldTrump "Lie to me, lie to me, LIE TO ME!"

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@realDonaldTrump And vote this menace out on November 3rd

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@realDonaldTrump Yes, you are

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@mcmanamon_linda @TaintedFiber62 @coleyworld I saved the fish!

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@mcmanamon_linda @TaintedFiber62 @coleyworld I think the fish is a thing of the company that owns the sign post, not the billboard itself.

They still knew what the money they were taking was going to produce, though.... Anyway, when the Turniphead sign is gone, the fish will remain

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@Hpyft511 @TaintedFiber62 @coleyworld #TrumpsterFire

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@StrongAlready @TaintedFiber62 @coleyworld Two houses near me had Trump flags. One house took theirs down, then the other house had two.

I was only half upset by this.

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@sskorcyahoocom @TaintedFiber62 @coleyworld Sadly his life is a ceaseless waking nightmare whose props are falling out from under him, one by one, as he flounders from one lie to the next amid a flurry of grandiose half-truths, just to keep his head above water.

Watching Republicans cannibalize themselves is fun.

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@KdpDebra @TaintedFiber62 @coleyworld It's an example of their feverish mindset on display

All of his supporters are ego maniacal sycophants that are just like Trump, but poor. They make him chief among them & won't believe anything negative about him, to spare the golden idol that they've built in their minds.

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@TaintedFiber62 @coleyworld Someone with way to much free time, money, and a regrettably negligible amount of eggs on his billboard.

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@tweetiestate @crandall59 @coleyworld Just like the man.

It's a brand thing, I think.

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@egoraptor * tries to make himself care*

......

* pulls a groin and gives up *
ow

[Landon @DaJibbly]

@MondeWill @tzdyetu @TVNewsHQ @realDonaldTrump @JesseBWatters This really upsets me, particularly that right until more parties think rightly; Unexpecting, misaligned, problemed Turdman's reactions upturn most principles. Trump re-election unpleasantly molests politics.

#WonTheInternet