Dan Patterson

Once ate 3 footlong subways in one sitting. Tim Westwood called me tall.

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@jacksmith06 @DailyLoud Brilliant cheers

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@James_Bailey25 @UttoxeterRaces I have 2 centre course tickets mate if you want them?

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@tiaquinny I have 2 course tickets if you’re still interested?

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@arnlknt I’ve got 2 course tickets if you’re still looking?

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@its_twiggs @UttoxeterRaces I have 2 course tickets if you’re still interested?

[Sam Sutton @sutton_s11]

@DaJoPatterson had a go at me for tweeting too much

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@SkyHelpTeam why can’t I log into my sky go account on any device?

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@PavanDhiIIon Thanks for the advice pavan

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@PavanDhiIIon Good input Puv

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

James walked in on my in the shower having a cheeky one haha #oops

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@DecsMcNally @DrJesseMorse Preferably horny too

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@DecsMcNally @DrJesseMorse I was young and inexperienced

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@FieldYates So heavy haha

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

I always thought I was ugly, just looked in the mirror and fuck me I was wrong 😅

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

Nothing better than a Sunday morning wank

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@Lichfield_DC hi, a driver of yours just charged us £51 to get a taxi on a route that is usually 8.4 miles. Granted we had a stop off and there was a diversion but there’s no chance it costs that much. Can we please get a resolution?

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@sutton_s11 @ChrisHowe_ No we don’t Sam you tosser

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@RequestABet could I get odds on Matt Taylor (the Spurs u18 head coach) becoming the next Walsall manager please?

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@RequestABet could I get odds on the Houston Texans to get 0 wins in the 2021 season?

[Dan Patterson @DaJoPatterson]

@Titans please stop picking tackles in the draft. Do the right thing.