Druski's opening monologue for SNL
"They said #1 no cussing, I can't promise that. #2 no white face, also can't promise that. That's bout half the show."
I’m in Walmart and just heard a mama tell her bad ahh kid, “You better pump ya brakes before I tint ya windows!” 😭😭😭 And you know what? THAT’S RIGHT 👏🏾💀 I can’t wait to get home and say that to mine 😂