Juice

[mark normand @marknorm]

An erection is basically a protein bar for a vampire

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@jacrav336 Use Siri to call a bookie🤯 now where my kiss at?

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@BurnMcBurnFace If he throws for 300 and 3 TDs tomorrow you have to switch to Hellman’s

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@bernieXanders2 Also, why is Chelsea betting against Chelsea?

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@bernieXanders2 Might as well just hand Vegas your money with those bets. London is Blue🔵

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@BurnMcBurnFace Spinosaurus clears

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@didierdrogba @sloansimerkaa @CartronicsTN

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@BurnMcBurnFace Be careful, they might not let you leave

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

Wearing sunglasses in the gym should be a criminal offense

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@bernieXanders2 Considering you were in first all year until you signed up, I’d say the issues go hand in hand

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@bernieXanders2 Ur welcome for Jorginho, great business🤡

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@BurnMcBurnFace This is unacceptable, I will no longer be watching

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@bernieXanders2 @yourgirlmid That’s you. You’re the unemployed friend.

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@BurnMcBurnFace That’s a big word for you, that’s progress

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

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[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@bernieXanders2 I’ll never forget driving A Uhaul in NY and getting cut off and the mf flicked me off and honked while doing it

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@BraxtonLang @jacstin11 Get out of our fan base.

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

The @Jaguars are actually so fucking bad😂😂😂😂 “generational” QB can’t even beat Josh Dobbs without the refs handing them the game on a platter😂😂😂😂

[Juice @DaJuiceBeLoose]

@BurnMcBurnFace @yourgirlmid I don’t eat chicken Buddha I just wanna watch y’all kiss