Carlos Taylor

Writer. Blogger. Podcaster. Poet. King. Chess Player. Domino Player. Spades Player. Dallas Cowboys Fan. Christian. To know me is to love me.

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That cookout plate hits better the next day…

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Having a work wife is cool and all until that family company picnic…

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Crying over a dude that steals out of your purse is crazy!!!

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The Hulk has been soft since he entered the MCU.

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I’ll never forgive the MCU for what they did to Hulk.

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Terrible first date places: Movies, expensive restaurant, and at someone’s house. #DateEtiquette

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Great first dates: Coffee shops, bookstores, and ax throwing. #DateEtiquette

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Men, stop taking women on dates then you mentally policing what she orders. #DateEtiquette

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Women, if you can’t pay for it yourself, don’t order it. #DateEtiquette.

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Order like you want to enjoy the company rather than enjoy the restaurant. #DateEtiquette

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You better stop acting crazy with people before you run into someone acting normal…

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Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!!!

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I would have asked for something better for the 2027 draft.

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BREAKING: Eagles are trading A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 1st-RD pick a 2027 5th-RD pick, per @RapSheet & @TomPelissero 🚨

Drake Maye finally gets his WR1 🔥

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I don’t join your live because it just be me in there…

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I have writing credits on your best jokes. But you don’t share that part.

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Your #MCM is the “where my hug at” guy at work…

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@aonethelp @Iam_AWard Bet!!!!!

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This years All Star Game without Steph will be underwhelming.

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I hear dude from the school that’s down the road got hurt… I think it’s really PEDs… Somebody get that dude a cup…

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I need that golden cup from @ChickfilA