Fukjiwara D. Lotus Senpai

Agent of Chaos rank #3 Anime & Video Game lover. Film and Cigar enthusiast. Basketball is the greatest sport. Retired duelist. Roar of the Kings Engine.

[Fukjiwara D. Lotus Senpai @DaLotusLebowski]

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow! Erupting... burning... FINGER!

[Fukjiwara D. Lotus Senpai @DaLotusLebowski]

Oh yeah?

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

The Fall-Off

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

J. COLE

THE FALL-OFF
(ALBUM)

FEBRUARY 6TH 🚨

[Fukjiwara D. Lotus Senpai @DaLotusLebowski]

📌

[LoVibe. @lovibe_]

the most insane drum and bass beat I've ever produced so far

[Dr. Jalen Anthony Rose @JalenRose]

Same brother. New chapter. Forever grateful!

[JBoogz @JeremyBoogz]

Peacock not working on the 11pm game is why people say Adam Silver ruined the NBA for a bag

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

it’s only be 2 girls in our entire lifetime that make us do this btw everyone else we don’t care

[uncle baby billy @UntoldbyTerry]

THE VOICE stays in the family!

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

AI is getting outta hand

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jaylen Brown has NO SHAME 😭

[unbiasedmedia @unbiasedpicks]

jaylen brown hairline wiping off on niggas how karl malone thought hiv would when magic returned in ‘91 😭

[Digital Daisy🌸 @DigitalDaisyX]

Diane Keaton, Oscar-winning star of Woody Allen’s Annie Hall and beloved Father of the Bride actress, has died at 79.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Cinema has lost its panic shriek queen.

Diane Keaton (1946–2025) 🕊️

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

This realization helped this guy beat 6 years of depression‼️‼️

[あにめる @animel7316]

「おはようございます！今日は月曜日、次回mimiめる発表会まであと1日✨」
お題は【模様】の風景・背景イラスト
含めるプロンプトは【pattern と lines】
発表会は9月9日（火）の0:00〜23:59

[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

"Welcome back to Last Samurai Standing. I’m your host Vic Romano."

“And I’m Kenny Blankenship.”

“We’ve got a great competition lined up today, Ken. Now I’ve been told that every contestant here is a living descendant of an actual Japanese samurai. Is that true?”

“Totally wrong, Vic!”

“Oh?”

“The three hundred men here today all entered and lost a Last Samurai-themed Tom Cruise look-a-like contest, last month in Shibuya.”

“Wow. Who won?”

“An obese neckbeard ginger from Orlando, Florida.”

“Oh no.”

“You should’ve seen it! When he accepted his first place award—a 500lb pure tungsten bust of Ethan Hunt’s head—he wore a Takis Fuego stained T-shirt with Mami Tomoe on it.”

“The busty blonde preteen from the hit anime Magica Madoka?”

“The one and the same! His shirt read ‘GIVE HEAD, GET HEAD’ in capital letters.”

“Days of Blunder indeed, Ken.”

“But never fear! Last Samurai Standing will give these disgraced losers a chance to redeem their family names and reclaim their honor. First up: The Russian Pikachu Challenge!”

“Right you are, Ken. Each contestant will hold a live rat attached to a car battery. Electric shocks of increasing and random intensity will be administered by our lovely Game Master Gals. Whoever lets go first, loses.”

“Sounds like Risky Business to me, Vic.”

“We might even push 100 milliamps! That’s enough to stop a human heart!”

“A Few Good Men will go on to the next round and the rest who haven’t succumbed to electrocution will greet Oblivion by committing honorable seppuku.”

“What’s stopping my heart is these gals, Ken. The outfits are incredible. It’s like they’re wearing nothing but dental floss.”

“They are! Colgate is today’s sponsor.”

“They can inject me with novacaine any time.”

“Say Vic, how’d they manage to get all these yellow rats anyway? Were they the result of some freakish gene-splicing experiment that profanes God’s Order?”

“Not at all! Each rat was lovingly spray painted with cans of Rust-Oleum Painter’s Touch. Purchased at Home Depot.”

“Ah, Home Depot, our other sponsor of the day! Now let’s-”

STOMP STOMP

“DO THIS!”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘LAST SAMURAI STANDING’

The series follows 300 samurai warriors gathered at Tenryuji Temple who fight in a battle royale to win a 100 billion yen prize

Releasing November 13 on Netflix