DeMarco :)

Currently sitting........

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

I have no words. This is the happiest day of my life.

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

When I was 13, I really wanted to be internet famous, and I remember getting advice from a family friend with 150 followers on how he got a successful Twitter following

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

@kksliffy YOU WORKED ON A PROJECT WITH MICHELLE YEOH?? LET'S GOOOOO

[mira, tiny💖✨ @tinymira]

silly goose: 😝 hehe
sensible goose: I’m loading the dishwasher.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: there’s a star

boss: you have to watch the sheep? why would you leave for a star

me: [shrugging] baby

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

@KPv2_ @mxmtoon I was freaking out when this happened the other day! Ignore the asshole in chat tho 💀

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

I think my music variety is stagnating because all of the album art in my Spotify weekly discover literally looks like this

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

AI is crazy dawg

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

when I try to draw a cat from memory

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

there's something off here

[Cosmo 4 Guys @Cosmo4Guys]

Guy Tip #391

[DeMarco :) @DaMarco1515]

@kksliffy Is this the same pain you got from hitting your head on the wall during Mario Party??