Joel

For legal reasons these are jokes

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

It should be considered a war crime that DC comics isn't trying to replace Ezra Miller with Grant Gustin as the flash in upcoming movies

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

and I can promise you that 2023 will be more of the same @ussmusicfanpage @USSMUSIC @HUMANKEBAB

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

@HUMANKEBAB I have a request for a future edition! Once upon a time i heard a mash between Slipknots duality and deadmau5' i remember. It was glorious. Haven't heard it since.

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

@HUMANKEBAB these mashtapes are the only thing bringing me back to life after months of 80 hour work weeks. Who gave you permission to be so heckin rad?

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

@paigekohnke @paigetambasco I don't try to hide mine even though they're concealable and nobody cares. But all jobs/bosses are different. Any boss that's willing to pass judgement based on something as minor as that isn't a boss i want to work for.

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

@paigekohnke @paigetambasco Be tasteful about it and you're fine. You can't get fired from a job for getting one after you're hired, unless you're a teacher getting a dick tattooed on your forehead. Nobody's going to look down on a 20-something with an infinity symbol or some shit on her wrist

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

@paigekohnke @paigetambasco Comes from the old suit and tie business monkeys. Tattoos are "blue collar"or "lower class." I've had colleagues in management with full sleeves and some with no ink all held in high regard. The stigma is too dependent on the existence of the ink itself and not the person it's on

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

Please be patient with me, I'm disappointing my family as fast as i can

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

Why is it that i can get nearly any item in existence delivered to my house in 4 days or less but getting glasses still takes 2 weeks?

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

They didn't NEED to make Mr incredible look so dead in the soul when he's not superheroing but they went that hard on the animation for us

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

Waiting out back of the venue to meet @HUMANKEBAB @USSMUSIC and @OMGNotHerAgain says Jay could stand there reciting slam poetry or children's books and we'd all still love it.

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

Women have positive femininity in the form of supporting a crying drunk girl in a bar bathroom like she's your best friend

Men have positive masculinity by digging holes at the beach together.

I will not be taking questions.

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

Hey @USSMUSIC @HUMANKEBAB my brother is getting married in a few weeks, would you gents be interested in being my plus 2?!

[USS Fan Page @ussmusicfanpage]

A wholesome moment shared between Ash and a fan @USSMUSIC @DaRealJayEffKay

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

What if i told you there was more to life than spending at least a month's salary you go to Disney several times a year

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

Guys i don't think my depression is seasonal

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

My heart melts every time i see this little angel

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

If i die super young in my apartment I'm gonna haunt it by creepily rushing from one end to the other yelling "my chickie tendies are done!"

[Joel @DaRealJayEffKay]

Being an adult is sometimes awesome. Grilled cheese for breakfast? Look out world here i come